Misc Television – Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied (Guitar)

G                      D
When I saw you for the first time (first time) 

Am                 C
My knees began to quiver (quiver) 

G                 D
And I got a funny feeling (feeling) 

Am                    C
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby) 

                      G
My hands they started shakin' (shakin') 

D                Em
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom) 

C                    G
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey) 

     D
Now darling tell me something 

                   G                          D
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 

Am               C
Whenever you are near me? (near me) 

G
Tied tongue (tied tongue) 

D 
Tied tongue (tied tongue) 

Am                 C
Whenever you're in town 

            D       G
You make me feel a clown, girl 

                                           Am
Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied 

C                     G
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) 

Em                        C
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied) 

          D        G
Whenever you're around 

                     D
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin') 

Am                     C
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby) 

G                    D
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk) 

Am                         C
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop) 

                G
I tried to say "I love you" (love you) 

D                        Em
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl) 

C                      G
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied) 

D
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl 

                           G                                     D
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 

Am                C
Whenever you are near me (near me) 

G
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)

D 
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)

Am                  C 
Whenever you're in town (in town) 

             D       G
My trousers they go brown, girl 

                                           D
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied 

Am                   C
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) 

G
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) 

D
Tongue tied (tongue tied) 

Am           C         G
Whenever you're around 

Am                              C
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees 

Am                             C
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please 

Am                   C
Understand me when I say 

Am                                              D
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay 

                      G                          D
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 

Am                C
Whenever you are near me (really) 

G
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy) 

D
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy) 

Am                 C
Whenever you're in town (in town) 

            D      G
I drool so much I drown, girl 

                                           D
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy 

Am                    C
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)

 G
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) 

D
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby) 

Am               C
Whenever you're around (around) 

Am        D      G
Whenever you're around, girl