Misc Television – Red Dwarf - Rimmer Munchkin Song (Guitar)

F                               C7
If you’re in trouble he will save the day

                                F
He’s brave and he’s fearless come what may

Gm                              C7
Without him the mission would go astray

                F       Am      Gm      C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer

        F       A       Bb      A
Without him life would be much grimmer

        Dm                      G7
He’s handsome trim and no one slimmer

        C7              F
He will never need a zimmer

                F       Am      Gm      C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer

        F       A       Bb      A
More reliable than a garden trimmer

        Dm                      G7
He’s never been mistaken for Yuel Brinner

        C7                              F
He’s not bald and his head doesn’t glimmer

F                               C7
Master of the wit and repartee

                                F
His command of space directives is uncanny

Gm                              C7
How come he’s such a genius don’t ask me ask

                F       Am      Gm      C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer

        F       A       Bb      A
He’s also a fantastic swimmer

        Dm                      G7
And if you play your cards right

        C7                              F
Then he just might come around for dinner