Misc Television – Only Murders In The Building - Which Of The Pickwick Triplets Did It (Guitar)

C                           C#
Three little babes in their bassinets

Gm      Bm
Angelic little triplets?

D         C
Or triple-threats?

C               Eb                 D
They might have fooled the others, but they won't fool me

Bb   E                           F
It's time to give these thieving scheming three

E               Am Bm E
The third degree

E                     Am
Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?

Ab              E
Who of the crew could commit this crime?

E                    F#
Might a little brat, make a mommy go splat?

E
It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme

Am
Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?

Bb
Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?

F
Will a baby get tried for matricide?

Am                 F                           Bb
Coochi-coochi-coo, time for you or you or you, to admit it

E                                                            Bm
So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick Triplet did it

Eb               Gm
Penelope in pink sure is making quite a stink

Ab               Bm                     Gm
Is she trying to throw me off the scent?

C                          Am            Gm
Though she bats her little eyes is she a killer in disguise

Ab                 Bm          C       Ab
With a diaper full of criminal intent?

Ab       C#                    Eb      Ab
Preening Patrick is pernicious with an appetite so vicious

Am                          Ab
He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer

C#                        Ab        Eb
But could that rotten tot be behind this evil plot

E                       C#
Baby-stepping towards a murderous career?

C#           D                  E
Pouty little Paco's looking coy but he's a bad, bad boy

D                          E
Could Paco's passion prove apocalyptic?

Eb                                    Ab
With his paci and his rattle did this pisher go to battle

E                                 Eb
Proving he's the perp amidst this Pickwick triptych?

Eb      Ab         D
In this picaresque puzzle of the Pickwick pack

E                      F
Will a lighthouse shed some light

C#           F#
On which kid gave old mom a whack?

Eb                   Bm
There's an infant to indict

C#   D                E
I'll book this little crook tonight

F
But...

F                     F#
Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?

C
Who of the crew would commit this crime?

F                  Bb
Which little brat, made mommy go splat

F
Which Pickwick sib will be doing hard time?

Bm
Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?

Gm                        C
Which little putz had the guts to kill?

Bm
Like a forensic pediatrician I'll complete this inquisition

Eb                       F#
I will name the neonatal from the cradle that proved fatal

C#                                            Am
I will find the perpetrator who did murder to their mater

D  Ab     C#
Or coochi-coochi-coo

Eb
What if none of it is true?

F#                Bb
Has my inspection been too cursory?

Bm                         Eb
Should I look outside this nursery?

Gm
What if none of the Pickwick Triplets did it?

Eb
Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it?

D
Who? Who? Who?

D
Well

D
I

D
Pick

Gm    Eb D
You!