Misc Television – Mst3K - Where Oh Werewolf (Guitar)

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Where, oh Werewolf is a song from episode 904, Werewolf. It is sung in a 50's pop style by Mike, Servo and Crow while clips from the movie play on a nearby screen. [Intro] G Em C D

G  Em  C  D
Tom: (spoken) Hey, Susie, what's the matter?

Crow: (spoken) Yeah, Susie. What's wrong? Mike: (spoken) Oh, nothing… (deep breath) ...I guess. Tom: Come on, Susie! You can tell us! Crow: Yeah! Mike: Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this… Bots: Uh-huh… Mike: You know Steve? Bots: UH-HUHHH! [Verse 1] (Mike)

G                       Em
Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy…

C                                 D
  He's different from the rest, I don't know why.

       G                    Em
But my mother and pop, they disapprove…

    C                       D
But no one can stop us, for it's true loove.

[Riff]

G
Bots: Huh?

Mike: (spoken normally) Well, I had to rhyme the two words… Tom: (spoken normally) Ah, okay. Crow: (spoken normally) Sure. Sing. Tom: (spoken normally) Got it. Got it. Go ahead. [Chorus] (Mike)

G           Em
  Where, o, werewolf…

(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)

C                D
I've looked everywhere, wolf.

G           Em
  Where, o, where…

C           D
Where is my werewolf?

[Riff] Mike: (spoken) Listen up, girls. Tom: Okay. [Verse 2] (Mike)

G                  Em
Late one night, we drove in his car…

   C                D
To Makeout Point…it wasn't that far...

[Riff] Tom: (spoken normally) Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign. Crow: Shhhh! Mike: (spoken) Well, whose story is this, Carol? Tom: (spoken falsetto) Sorry! Heh heh heh heh! [Verse 2 cont] (Mike]

G                      Em
  The moon was full…he pulled me close…

C                      D
  I held his paw and I touched his cold nose…

[Riff] Crow: (spoken normally) That means he's healthy! Hee hee! [Bridge] (Mike)

G                                       Em
But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!

  C                            D
I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died!

[Riff] Bots: (spoken) Gee, that's too bad, Susie! [Chorus] (Mike)

G           Em
  Where, o, werewolf…

(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)

C                D
I've looked everywhere, wolf.

G           Em
  Where, o, where…

  C                 D
O where, o where, o where…

      G
Is my werewooooolf?

[Outro] Crow: (profundo) Weeere…woooolf. (music ends, they all start to laugh and speak normally) Crow: Well done! Tom: Yeah! It's fun to play a girl-group beat when it's just for awhile. Crow: Yeah, just awhile. Mike: (beginning to feel uncomfortable and stretching his back) Yep. Yeah, that was fun. (They all start sniffing and adopting manly gestures) Crow: Well. Hey! Say, Mike, you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died, did ya? Or… Tom: Huh? Mike: Well, you know…there is this guy that… (movie sign goes off) Tom: D'oh! Movie Sign! Mike: Later. We've got Movie Sign! Tom: Save it for later!