Misc Television – Mst3K - Tribute To Pants (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women. N.C. Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient Greece: N.C. "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!" N.C. Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies.

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That's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS!

{Verse 1]

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Tom: Pants!

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Crow: Pants!

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Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

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Joel: Nothing better shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist!

[Verse 2]

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Tom: Say! Pants! Hoo hoo!

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Crow: Pants!

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Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

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Tom: They help me suck in my gut They always cover up my butt! Huh?

[Verse 3]

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Tom: Pants!

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Crow: Pants!

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All: Sing the praises of pants!

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Crow: Wear them and you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly!

[Verse 4]

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Tom: Zip! Pants!

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Crow: Pants!

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Bots: Sing the praises of pants!

[Outro] (spoken banter) N.C. Joel: That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day! N.C. Crow: The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them! N.C. Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are! N.C. Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot? All: Pants! N.C. Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot? All: Pants! N.C. Tom: What do they got that I ain't got? All: Pants! Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh?