Misc Television – Mst3K - Creepy Girl (Guitar)

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[Intro] C Am F G [Verse 1]
C                 Am
Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk

F              G
Second only to Tommy Kirk

C                 Am
Could you find it in your heart

F              G
To love a bot like me?

C          Am
That fishy story you tell

F               G
Always makes me sleepy

C               Am
But that's just what I get

F            G
For dating a girl that's creepy!  My-
[Verse 2]
C      Am       F  G
creepy girl
N.C. Spoken with the same guitar progression played. Listen to the original to get it right.
C      Am       F  G
Oh, 'C' is for that feeling of uncertainty, for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from.

C      Am       F  G
'R' is for the gifts you give me every time you smile.

C      Am       F  G
The first 'E' is for...uh...well, I don't really know,

C      Am       F  G
But the second 'E' is really a grammatical thing, 'cause otherwise it would be 'Creppy Girl' and

C      Am       F  G
where would THAT leave us?

C      Am       F  G
The 'P' is definitely not for platonic.

C      Am       F  G
And 'Y'? Because I love you. My-
[Verse 3]
C      Am       F  G
creepy girl...
N.C. Spoken with the same guitar progression played. Listen to the original to get it right.
C      Am       F  G
Oh what are you creepy girl? Are you French, Italian or one of those swarthy Gypsy types? Heh heh!

C      Am       F  G
Well, your accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure.

C      Am       F  G
But we can definitely rule out a Germanic language.

C      Am       F  G
But it's okay, I'm a Bot without a country.

C      Am       F  G
All I know is that I love you and I want to shout it from the mountaintops!

C      Am       F  G
Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain.

C      Am       F  G
Or they could just drop me off on a mountain...I don't care! That would be okay.

C      Am       F  G
Because I just...need...you!  My-
[Chorus]
C      Am       F            G
Creepy girl     Won't you be mine?

     C        Am                   F              G
I'll give you scrolls and fish and Tinkertoys and wine.

C                Am                F         G
I'll ditch these guys if you'll be my creepy girl

C        Am                F            G
Be mine       before movie sign