Misc Television – Melissa Villaseñor - Welcome To Hell (Guitar)

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[All]
        F         G
It's freaky, it's narsty

        Am             G
It's button-under-the-desk bad

     C           Dm              C        Em
But this is our hometown, we'll show you around

             F
Welcome to hell

G             C
Now we're all in here

F              G
Look around, isn't it nice?

             C
It's a full nightmare

             F       G             Am    C
Ain't it so coo-coo, playing this Guess Who?

C
Yeah, it's a lot, but it's what we got

C
Welcome to hell, hey!
[Aidy]
C
Oh, and this ain't a girl group

                               F
We just travel in a pack for safety
[Kate]
G                           C
This is how I walk home at night
Meow [Saoirse]
C
My dad gave me a pink gun, so there's a lot there
[Cecily]
     C
My little trick is if someone's following me I put my arm up like this and I go [*groans*]

              C
'Cause then he'll be like, "she's not worth the trouble"
[All (Cecily)]
           F
Welcome to hell

G             C
Now you're in our boat

             F               G               C
Look at that guy, what is he up to in that trench coat?

              F            G
It's like a maze here, all full of boners

F
Hey, what was that?
Whew, just a cat (Wait, who owns the cat?)
G
Could be a trap
Welcome to hell, hey! [Kate]
C
I guess it begs the question

                      F
Woah, why didn't you say something, babygirl?
[Saoirse]
       C
Well, dang, double daddy

     F
We definitely did

         G
For hundreds of years
[Melissa Villaseñor]
F
Aww, man
[Aidy]
F
But I guess no one, like, cared
[Saoirse]
F
Because it kept happening again and again
[Melissa] What? [Saoirse]
       F
And again!
[Melissa] Really? [Saoirse]
     F
And again!
[Melissa] Oh, come on! [Leslie Jones]
      F
Hey, just wanted to say I think what you guys are doing is really cool, I get it. Um, but you do know that
it's, like, a million times worse for women of color, right? [All]
F
Oh, God, yes!

F
Thank you for saying that
[Leslie]
                F
Well, let's get back into this!
[Saoirse]
F
Now House of Cards is ruined
And that really sucks Well, here's a list of stuff that's ruined for us [All]
F
Parking

    G
And walking

     Am
And Uber

        G
And ponytails

C
Bathrobes

     Dm
And nighttime

      C
And drinking

      F
And hotels

     Em
And vans
[Melissa] Nothing good happens in a van [All]
 F          G
Welcome to hell

             C
This isn't news

    F                   G            C
Our situation's been a since we got boobs

                G
That's why our mom was always so tired

 F                       C
Grab all your friends, mace in your hands
Welcome to hell
G
Yeah, it ain't fair, but pull up a chair
Welcome to hell, hey!