Misc Television – John Mulaney - Grandmas Boyfriend Paul (Guitar)

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[Intro] Gb Db7 Gb Db [Verse 1]
Gb              Db
Grandma's got a boyfriend

Gb               Db
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)

       Gb
It's a little weird at first
But then you say it twice
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Grandma's got a boyfriend

      Abm7              Ab7
And I think he's pretty nice

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Grandma's got a boyfriend

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And her boyfriend's name is Paul

Gb               Db
(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 2]
Gb
Everyone don't like him

     Gbmaj7
He's almost 88

Bmaj7
My aunts say they don't trust him

    Abm7             Ab7
But me? I think he's great

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Grandma's boyfriend Paul

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No, they don't like Paul at all

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(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 3]
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Why does everyone hate Paul?

Bmaj7
He ain't killed my grandpa

         Ebm7
He don't do nothin' at all

Abm7              Ab7
He just reads his mysteries, yeah

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You can show them, Paul

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Grandma's boyfriend Paul

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(Grandma's got a boyfriend)
[Verse 4]
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I asked Mom, "What's the fuss?"
Grandma's in love again
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Mom said, "But Paul, he's always 

Abm
hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan"

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That ain't fair to Paul

        Abm       Db     Gb     Db
That he shouldn't hum at all

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(He also eats all the cashews)
[Verse 5]
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Some kids down in Maryland

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I guess he lost his wife

B
I should ask, "What's your story, man?"

  Ab7
I bet old Paul had quite a life

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Grandma's boyfriend Paul

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He calls waiters "garcon"

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(The fella fought on D-Day)
[Verse 5]
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Grandma brought Paul

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To our cousin's christenin

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She wore a brooch that Grandpa 

        Ebm
gave to her before he died

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Well, my mom and aunt, well, they were crazy

     Ab
They yelled about the brooch 'til Grandma cried

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(Don't you make Grandma cry)
[Verse 6]
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Paul, Lord, He tried to intervene
(No no, Paul, big mistake)
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I said, "Paul, listen. This is not your fight."
(Stay out of it Paul)
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These women would love a reason to destroy you

     Bb7
(Easily provoked)

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They'll scream, "You're not our dad!" at you all night
(No no no oh)
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Mom, I know you miss your dad
Hell, I miss Grandpa too
    B
But it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone

     Ab7
So, what is wrong with you?
[Outro]
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Grandma's got a boyfriend

        Abm         Db          Ebm    D
And her boyfriend's name is Pa-------------ul, yeah

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Grandma's got a boyfriend

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I really like you, Paul

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(Grandma's got a boyfriend)

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Grandma's got a boyfriend

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I really like you, Paul

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Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hmm