Misc Television – Galavant - If I Could Share My Life With You (Guitar)

           A        G         A
If I could share my life with you

     Em        A          D
Just think how happy we'd be

             A     Bm        A
We'd share a hovel built for two

Em                       A
Complete with vermin for three

         F#m             Bm
We could while away each hopeless day

G              Em
Comparing open sores

     D          A 
Yes, life would blow

    Em        A
But much less though

   Em            A         D
If I could share mine with yours

   D       A        Em        A
If I could share my life with you

Em        A           D
Admit it, it would be nice

D              A
We'd share one cot

Em          A
One chamber pot

D                                 A
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice!

       F#m                 Bm
In the freezing night we'd cuddle tight 

G                   Em
and sip some rancid wine

    D          A
and life won't taste

   Em       A
of human waste

   Em              A          D 
if you could share yours with mine

         Bm           F#m
We would have a dozen kids

    G               A
And maybe one won't die

        Bm
And the plague

    Bm
The runs

F#m
Invading huns

Bm                        A
Just think how time would fly

   D         A          Em        A
If you could share your life with me

     Em      A          D
I'll cherish every foul breath

D
The filth

A
The rot

Em         A
The leprosy

    Em      A         D
The painful lingering death

A         F#m           Bm            G            Em
Thank the lord our life expectancy is merely thirty-two

D             A        Em    A
Yeah it might be sweet misery

   Em    A      Em   A    D
To share what's left with you