Misc Television – Dont Hug Me Im Scared - The Healthy Song (Guitar)

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[Intro music]
Gb Fm Ebm Db
(Play as A-shape barre chords)
[Yellow Guy] N.C. Something's different. [Duck Guy] N.C. Hmmm. Something's... missing. Hmm. [Yellow Guy] N.C. Is it... this guy? [Bread Boy]
D6*  D*  D6*
Fish and chips.

D6*   D*  D6*
Steak and beef. (cha-cha-cha)

G7     G7  G7
Grapes and eggs

Gm7 G7 G7
Steak, eggs, uh
**************************************************************** |* Play these chords as barre chords in A shape throughout song **************************************************************** [Spinach Can]
D6  D    D6
 Are you hungry

    D6       D   D6
You look to be a bit hungry
[Yellow Guy] N.C. No [Spinach Can]
G    G7   G
Doot doot doot doot

G       G7     G
Lots of people get hungry
[Steak Guy]
D6      D    D6
 That's your body

D6      D              D6
Hungry comes from your body
[Duck] N.C. Get off me [Steak Guy]
G    G7   G
 But your body,

   G      G7        G
It must'a have to be healthy!
[Can]
B      B7   B
 What's that? A tasty snack!

B               B7     B
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!
[Steak]
E    E7 E
 Greedy  to eat all that

E        E7  E
You'll end up with your teeth all grey!
[Spinach Can]
A     A7   A
 Doot doot doot doot doot
[Spinach Can & Steak Guy]
A     A7   A
 Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!
[Yellow Guy]
D D  D     D  D  D
            Food is talking.
[Steak Guy] D D D D D D D D D
D D  D
Let's get healthy now!
*phone rings* [Duck Guy] N.C. Hello? [Steak Guy] N.C. You need to know what's right from wrong
             D6     D   D6            D6 D D6
You see, the body is like a special house

                       G7  G7  G7
With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms

       G        G7        G
Oh look, there's Mr. Bladder in the basement, haha
[Duck Guy]
A7
  What?
[Steak Guy]
       D6    D D6
Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth)

       G      G7        G
And goes from room to room greeting the different organs!
[Yellow Guy]
     A7
Hello!
[Steak Guy]
B7
 Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs

          E7
And so is invited to stay, for the party!
[Can & Steak] N.C. Yay! [Steak Guy]
B7
But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude!

        E7
And must leave through the catflap
[Spinach Can] N.C. Rude! [Duck Guy] N.C. That doesn't make sense! [Spinach Can]
A7
Doot doot doot doot doot
[Spinach Can & Steak Guy]
A7                               D
Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy
*phone ringing* [Duck Guy] N.C. Hello? [Spinach Can]
B7     B7   B7
 What's that? A tasty snack!

B7              B7     B7
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!
[Steak Guy]
E   E  E
 Greedy to eat all that

E         E   E
You'll end up with your gums all grey!
[Duck Guy]
A A  A         A    A
Yeah but, something's, wrong!
[Spinach Can]
A
Exactly!

D    D    D
How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
[Steak Guy]
D    D       D
 Well, that's easy!

        D6     D      D6                       D6     D     D6
The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape

          G7  G G7
Choosing normal, plain-looking foods

 G7 G7   G7    G7  A7     D6    D   D6
Such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic

  D6     D       D6                G7  G7 G7
Keep the body ticking over just nicely!
N.C. Isn't that right? [Model] N.C. Yeh! [Duck Guy]
G7 G7  G7 G7 A7
I need to go!
[Spinach Can]
B7
But wait, what's this?
[Steak Guy]
B7
Fancy, show-offy foods

        E
Like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!
[Spinach Can] N.C. Ugh! [Steak Guy]
B7
These foods will clog up the body with unnessecary detail!

E
Oh no look, it's all broken and on the floor
[Model] N.C. Egggh! [Fridge]
A                 E
Everything tastes great

    A               E
But maybe we should wait
[Duck Guy] N.C. No! [Fridge]
          A             E
Before we put it on the plate
[Duck Guy] N.C. Enough! [Fridge]
   A               E
Or it could be too late, for you
[Duck Guy] N.C. I don't wanna do this anymore! [Steak Guy] N.C. A snack? [Yellow Guy] N.C. I choose a pizza slice, bread and cheese taste so nice (taste of nice) [Spinach Can]
B7
What's that, a pizza slice?

E
But you're better off with plain white sauce!
[Steak Guy]
B7
What's that, plain white sauce?

B7
Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!
[Fridge]
E
 Doesn't matter, just throw it away!

E
Why not try something else on your tray?
[Steak Guy]
B7
Uh, what's that? A lovely pie?

B7
But you're gonna end up sad inside!
[Spinach Can]
E
Ugh, sad inside! You're gonna make me sick!
[Steak Guy] N.C. Why not choose some ice cream cake? N.C. But ice cream cake makes your kidneys bleed! [Spinach Can] N.C. What's that, your kidney spleen? N.C. Kidney spleen makes your teeth go grey! [Fridge]
B7
Well everyone has their teeth go grey

B7
Just eat yeast and it'll go away!
[Steak Guy]
E
But how much have you had today?

E
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!
[Spinach Can]
B7
How about some onion paste?

B7
Looks like fun, have a taste!
[Steak Guy]
E
That wasn't onion paste

E
You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate!
[All] N.C. A stranger's plate! (x15) [Steak Guy] N.C. A stranger's plate!