Misc Television – Dirty Job - Theme Song (Guitar)

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Note: Music starts 0:32 [Intro] E A E A D D7 E A [Verse 1]
A                                D               A
Now everyone who's got a job has got his dues to pay,

A                          E
Working for a paycheck and getting through the day,

    A                                D              D7
But if you're for it or otherwise, inclined to be a slob,

E                                                          A
Grab some boots, ditch that suit and find yourself a dirty job.
[Verse 2]
A                             D              A
Fight a fire, tread a tire or ride a garbage truck,

A                                E
Save a seal or make some meal or manage miles of muck,

A                            D          D7
misbehave inside a cave with 40 million bats,

E                                                 A
Find some friendly roaches in a sewer filled with rats.
[Chorus]
D                                A
Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around,

E                                             E7
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground,

A                                  D
You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob,

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
[Interlude] E A E A [Verse 3]
A                                   D
Smelly loads and house commodes all need to be addressed,

A                                     E             E7
Chimney sweeps and chicks to feed can make an awful mess,

A                                  D                 D7
Wrangle herds of cranky birds that bite and kick and stomp,

E                                         A
Mine for gold or dig a hole or navigate a swamp.
[Verse 4]
A                               D                  A
Dig for clams or handle hams or work with stinging bees,

A                              E            E7
Clean a dump or lift a pump or labor out at sea,

A                                 D             D7
Ride a rig or chase a pig or find vomit from an owl,

E                                                     A
Change your course, or shoe a horse or reach inside a cow.
[Chorus]
D                                A
Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around,

E                                             E7
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground,

A                                  D
You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob,

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
[Interlude] E A E A [Verse 5]
A                                      D              A
Cleaning skulls or collecting balls or working down a drain,

A                               E          E7
Killing bugs or pickin spuds or separating grain,

A                                  D            D7
Sweating, toil or drill for oil or tear apart a float,

E                                                A
Pull a teet, or chip concrete or shave an orn'ry goat.
[Verse 6]
A                                D           A
Pound a nail, replace a rail or disembowel a fish,

A                               E
Tackle grime, grow some slime inside a pitri dish,

A                           D             D7
Tar a roof, clean a hoof or handle poison toads,

E                                           A
Brew some beer or drag a deer across a busy road.
[Chorus]
D                                A
Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around,

E                                             E7
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground,

A                                  D
You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob,

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
[Interlude] E A E A [Verse 7]
A                                D                 A
Now dirty jobs don't guarantee a great big pile of loot,

A                                     E
There ain't no perks or fancy cars or going on Paris shoots,

    A                            D               D7
The pension plan as also ran the pay is far from rich,

E                                             A
A dirty job will keep you far from office politics.
[Verse 8]
    A                                 D
So, don't be scared, or unprepared to tackle something wrank,

A                              E
Pick up gum or have some fun inside a septic tank,

A                                 D            D7
Don't begrudge a little sludge or working in a pit,

    E                                                  A
But always ask to wear your mask when cleaning pidgeon sh*& (ee-you).
[Chorus]
D                                A
Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around,

E                                             E7
Down the street or up the stairs or even underground,

A                                  D
You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob,

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.

E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.
[Outro]
E                                         A
All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.