Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch (Guitar)

C           E7               Am7
Well Rebecca, you’ve done it now.

Dm7                             G
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.

          Am
All that lying that’s been festering,

Em
Plus breaking and entering,

F                                G
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder.

           C
You ruined everything,

    Em7     Am7
You stupid bitch.

           Dm7
You ruined everything,

    G
You stupid, stupid bitch.

              C
You’re just a lying little bitch

    E7               Am                 Am7
who ruins things and wants the world to burn.

Dm7                     G7
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch.

              C
And lose some weight.

C        E7       Am7
I was so close to paradise,

Dm7                                    G
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.

      Am
These shards are a metaphor for my soul,

      Em7
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll,

Dm7
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be

G                               A
When there’s no me left to complete?

           D
You ruined everything,

    F#m7   Bm
You stupid bitch.

           Em7
You ruined everything,

    A
You stupid, stupid bitch.

              D                     F#7
You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think

    Bm                      Bm7
and deceives the people she loves.

    D
Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb,

    F7
He sees me for what I am,

           Bm7        Bm/A#   Bm/A     Bm/G#
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly,

G                       A
fat and stupid, simple, self-hating

D
Bitch.