Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Women Gotta Stick Together (Ukulele)

C
Women gotta stick together

G
Each and every day.

G7
Women gotta stick together

C7
In each and every way.

F
Females helping females

Em              C
For the greater good.

Dm              G
Sisters helping sisters,

G7                  C
That’s called sisterhood!

C
Women have the power—

    G7              C
The power to make a change.

C
Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows,

          G7                C
And those jeans should be exchanged.

Em                  C7
Some girls are born tall and thin,

    Em                 C
And some are short and fat.

F
This girl smells like sausages,

                  G
But there’s nothing wrong with that!

C
Women gotta stick together

G
All across this land,

G7
Except Denise Martinez,

C7
That bitch I cannot stand.

F
Females helping females,

          Em                         C
Like this girl here with the blotchy face,

    Dm                       G
She banged her best friend’s boyfriend

                        G7                C
In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place.

   F                     C
So let’s all spread this message

     F                 C
Like Caitlin spreads disease

         F                C
‘Cause a change is coming faster

     F                   G
Than Ashley drops to her knees.

  F                         C
Together we can clear these hurdles,

         F                            C
Except Marissa ‘cause she’s four-foot-eight.

       F           C
We can climb every mountain

         F      Dm      G
If the rope can support Haley’s weight.

D
Women gotta stick together,

A
Do everything we can,

           A(sus)
So if some weird troll named Rebecca 

      A7(sus)
moves here from New York 

          D                  D7
I’m gonna lend her a helping hand!

G
Women gotta stick together

    D                   Cm
And tell each other the truth—

      G                 A
The truth is you’re all fat sluts,

    G             A     D
And that’s called sisterhood!