Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Wheres The Bathroom (Guitar)

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[MRS. BUNCH]
Db7        C7     Fm
Where's... the... bathroom?
Where's the bathroom? I need to use the bathroom Tell me that you have a bathroom
        G7             C
In this hovel you call home.

  Fm
I don't know which was bumpier
The plane ride or the taxi
          Gm7            Fm
All these freeways are a nightmare

           C7               Fm
Where's my purse? I need my comb!

D7 C#7 F#m
By the way, you're looking healthy
And by "healthy" I mean "chunky" I don't mean that as an insult
         G#7           C#7
I'm just stating it as fact

                     F#m
I see your eczema is back.

C#7               F#m
Are you using the lotion that I sent you?

   C#7                            F#m
If you're not gonna use it I'll return it to the store.

Bm              A
God, I give you everything

    G#7                 C#sus4              C#
And still you just want more-more-more-more-more.

Eb7     D7  Gm
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the bathroom? You haven't told me where your bathroom is! [REBECCA, spoken] It's upstairs! [MRS. BUNCH]
      A7               D
Okay, fine, I need the walk.

                  Gm
Well, your house is dot-dot-dot charming
Though some florals wouldn't kill you
       Cm         Gm
Do you ever get a maid here?

        D7              Gm
It's so nice to sit and talk.

      D7                    Gm
Since when do you have a vendetta against vases?

         D7
When did you stop wearing makeup?

        Gm
Are you sure that you're not gay?

Cm                    Bb
I'd still love you if you were gay

           A7
It would explain this vase vendetta

            D
Please just tell me if you're gay!
[REBECCA, spoken] Again, I am not gay! [MRS. BUNCH]
Cm         Gm
Don't interrupt me!

       D7              Gm     G7
You're always with the talking

  Cm             Gm
I just got off a plane

          D7                 Gm
Give me a moment to catch my breath

         Cm            Gm
It's the least you can do since you

D7              Gm
Lived inside me for nine months

G7      Cm            Gm
And you still haven't told me

D7
Where. The hell. Your stupid bathroom is.
[REBECCA, spoken] Again, it's upstairs! [MRS. BUNCH, spoken] Oh, right! Thank you. Cm Gm/Bb A7 Gm/D Cm Gm/Bb E (sung)
    G#m
You call that a bathroom?
That's what passes for a bathroom? There were no bowls of rocks
       A#7        D#7
Or any decorative soaps

          G#m
You don't even have a bathmat
Who doesn't have a bathmat?
       C#m            G#m       D#        G#m
If you need a bathmat I can...oh, did you hear?

  Am
A bishop in Wisconsin said something anti-Semitic

                             B7              E7
So the temple has decided to boycott cheddar cheese

     Am
Everyone asks how you're doing

                             Dm              Am
"How is widdle Becky? Is she still a bigshot lawyer?"

       E7                Am
And to that, I just say "Please!"

          E7
You won't get a husband this way

         Am
At least you have your career

             E7
Oh wait, you threw out your career

              Am
To chase this California dream

  Dm                       C
I wasted all that dough on Harvard and Yale

    B7        E7
For you to be living in a dump
In Nowhere, USA Getting fatter by the minute On this greasy, goyish food Just put my luggage in my room Could I get a glass of water? I'll be back in a moment I need to use the bathroom
Am
Again!