Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Whatll It Be (Guitar)

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[Intro] Dm7 G7 C [Verse]
     C             Em7
It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving

        Gm7                           C
Not one customer's walked through the door

              F                           C/E
But I'm still here, slingin' drinks for a living

     E7                   Am
I've never played piano before
N.C (spoken) Not bad.
Dm7                       Em7        Am7
I know this town like the back of my hand

        Dm7                   Em7        Am7
But I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand

             Dm7
Cause if you look real close

         C/E
At those little hairs and veins You're like

F
"Hands are sort of gross"

D7/F#               F/G
It's hard to explain

G
The point is:

Ab          Eb
Hey, West Covina

Bb                         F
Why won't you let me break free?

     Ab
Am I doomed to stay here

           Eb
Pouring my high school friends' beers

        Bb            F
For the rest of eternity?

Ab          Eb
Hey, West Covina

Bb                          F/A
You know just where to find me

     Fm/Ab                 C/G
I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar

F/G              
Hey, West Covina

G7             F    
    What'll it be?
C/E Eb6 F/G C F/G
     C               Em7
It's 5:55, I'm still singing

        Gm7                       C
The big Turkey Day game's letting out

             F
But no one's comin' here

         C
Who am I kiddin'?

         E7
Hey, you sunburned MILFs

          Am
Give me a shout

     Dm7
Everyone's going home

            Em7          Am7
'Cause it's time to give thanks

Dm7                             Em7         Am7
Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks

Dm7                              C/E
Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach

      F                           D7/F#             F/G G
Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach
N.C (spoken-ish? mouth percussed?) Dun-dun bom-bom! Gun-ga bom-dom!
Ab          Eb
Hey, West Covina

           Bb                       F
You're not listenin', so what's the use?

      Ab                       Eb
Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife?

      Bb                    F
Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice?
N.C Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you. (sung)
Ab          Eb
Hey, West Covina

Bb                       F/A    
Look what you're doing to me

          Fm/Ab
Can't you see, West Covina

               C/G
You're killing me, West Covina

     F/G   
Last call, West Covina

G7              F   C/E Eb6 F/G C
     What'll it be?