Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
F I banged you here C7 I nailed you there F7 And on this couch Bb And in this chair F A Dm In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair C C7 F We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 2]
F Sometimes him C7 Sometimes me F7 Bb Though never simultaneously F A Dm But one of us was hittin' it usually C C7 F We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 3]
A7 You'll never escape us D7 'Cause we live in your head G7 Just two swell dudes G7 That you screwed C Here C# And here D And there C# And here G7 C7 And even occasionally in your bed
N.C.
That bed is really uncomfortable
Right? It's like a prison cot
[Verse 4]
F On the stove C7 Over the sink F F7 D7 And sort of in the fridge one time, I think Dm And then we hit the back patio G7 That's where we hit your back pati...Oh! C C7 F We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 5]
A7 How many times did we tap that behind? D7 Well, let's estimate G7 On an average day G7 C I would have to say D G D D7 G7 Cm Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8
N.C.
What, too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
D A little to the left D Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right D Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait D Back to the left D Right there, right there D Wait, no
N.C.
You're doing it wrong
I'll do it myself
N.C.
Barkeep, what's on tap?
It's me, and my ass
N.C.
Ooh, sounds refreshing
[Verse 6]
B7 On the table you were B7 Willing and able E7 On the ottoman E7 You took a lot of man A7 And on the safe in the closet A7 I made a deposit D G I also tapped that ass all over this house D D7 Let's wrap this up with a big finish D7 But where should we finish? E7 Please, not on my chest E7 No, you'll scratch it
[Verse 7]
A7 On the accent wall E7 On the bathroom floor A7 You didn't care where D You just wanted more A Aaug F#m Aaug How much more tapping could one ass endure? E We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass) E Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass) E We tapped that ass A D A All over this house