Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Sexy Getting Ready Song (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. Oooh. Oh-oh
G#m                           D#                    G#m
    Hey, Josh. I want to look good for you tonight.

                         E                        D# B
So I'm gonna get in touch  with my feminine side. Uh
[Chorus]
         G#m
It's the sexy getting ready song

    D#                 G#m
The sexy getting ready song

    E
I'm primpin' and pluckin'

    E
I'm brushin' and rubbin'

    D#                 B
The sexy getting ready song
[Interlude] G#m D# B [Verse 1]
G#m             B
   First I make everything shiny and smooth (Oh, yeah)

G#m                         B
   'Cause I want my body to be so soft for you (Bye-bye, skin)

G#m                          D#                       D#m
   I'm gonna make this night one you'll never forget (Ass blood)

        C#m                     D#              G#m
'Cause, boy, I know you like an hourglass silhouette
(spoken) N.C. Let's see how the guys get ready. *Snore* [Chorus]
         G#m
It's the sexy getting ready song

    D#                 G#m
The sexy getting ready song

    E
I'm fluffin' and flouncin'

    E
I'm gigglin' and layin'

D#                 B
Sexy getting ready song
[Interlude]
           G#m
Hey, look, hop on my dick with that tight little dress

     D#
Then turn that ass around like you're trying to impress them

G#m
    God, what... this is how you get ready?

D#
  This is some... this is horrifying,

       G#m
Like a scary movie or something.

         D#
Like some   nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit.

G#m                           D#
    You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches.

    D#                                         G#m
I'm forever changed after what I've just seen. 
[Chorus]
         G#m
It's the sexy getting ready song

    D#                 G#m
The sexy getting ready song

         G#m
It's the sexy getting ready song

D#                    G#m
Body rolls are really hard

         G#m
It's the sexy getting ready song

    D#                 G#m
The sexy getting ready song

          E
I'm gonna whisper your dick hard

E
Whisper your dick hard

    D#                 B
The sexy getting ready song
[Outro] G#m