Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math Of Love Triangles (Guitar)
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[Intro]
C7
A#m A#m7 Cm7 F7 What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men A#m A#m7 F#7 F7 It's like she's a Barbie with two perfect Kens D#m7 F7 G#7 C# But wait, it just occurred to me C#maj7 Cm7 F7 Maybe I can solve this with geometry e|---13-| B|-9----| G|------|x7 D|------| A|------| E|------|
(Spoken)
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
C7 F A# F So professors: teach me the math of love triangles C F A# F C Yay, time for book facts!
[Verse 1]
F C A# C A triangle is a polygon F A5 A# C With three edges and three vertices F A5 A# B5 Take the base times the height, cut that in half C# C F To find the area of the surfaces
[Interlude]
N.C.
Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
C#7 C7 The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
A5 B5 A#5 A5
[Verse 2]
F A5 C5 A# F A5 C5 A# The math of love triangles isn't hard to learn F A5 C5 A# You're not taking in what we're saying C7 F7 B5 A#5 A5 We're a little bit concerned F A# C A# Yes, the math of love triangles F D#7 A7 D7 Is as simple as can be G7 G7 Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick C# C7 F The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me! C# C7 F Actually a triangle has multiple centers
[Bridge]
Fm G# G7 F# This triangle's scalene, that's astute Fm G# G7 F# So I need to decide which man's more acute Fm G# G7 F# Here's Pythagoras' Theorem, will this help me choose? F7 C C7 If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose Fm G# G7 F# Let's take a look at what this line bisects Fm G# G7 F# Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X? Fm G# G7 F# Those are good puns but please pay attention Fm C# C7 Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension? C7 Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!
[Verse 3]
F A# C A# F A# C A# The math of love triangles, isn't hard to learn F A5 C5 A# We're starting to suspect C# C7 F You don't sincerely want to know about triangles F A# C A# Yes, the math of love triangles F D#7 A7 D7 Is as simple as can be G7 G7 I need to choose between men, but until then C# C F F7 The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!
[Interlude]
D# A#7 F Is this a triangle? No, that's a shoe D# A#7 F Is this a triangle? No, that's you D# A#7 F G7 So I'm a triangle? What? No! G7 C7 D7 One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!
[Break]
G D G D You don't seem to know how to count G G7 C C#5 D5 We are sincerely worried about you. Catch me! D# D7 G You're ruining the number!
[Bridge]
C Cdim G G/E This angle's right. Which angle's right? C Cdim G G/E No, not right like correct. Ooh, are you erect? A7 D7 No, 90 degrees. That's really erect!
[Verse 4]
G D5 Dsus4 Dsus2 G D5 Dsus4 Dsus2 The math of love triangles, is super duper fun G B5 C C#5 We're tired of all your tangents D# D G That's also a triangle pun G D5 G C G D5 G C Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math! You all deserve a kiss G B5 C C#5 D# D G A#5 A5 G#5 Lady, we're all gay, we get nothing out of this G D5 G C G G/F# F7 E7 Neither man will notice my learning disa-bility A7 'Cause the center of the triangle D7 D7 G G/F E5 D#5 D5 Is lil' old sexy little baby me! G7 G Ah!