Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sports Analogies (Guitar)
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[INTRO]
G6 Em7 Am7 D Sha do wa Bm7 Bb7 Am7 D7 dap dap sap tap dabba doo wow
[Verse]
G G+ We're down for the count C Am7 It's down to the wire D7 We can't drop the ball G We gotta aim a little higher G G+ 'Cause when we're on the ropes C Am7 And it's our turn at bat D We gotta throw a Hail Mary G Gotta go to the mat
[Chorus]
C Am Sports analogies G Em7 Sports analogies Am7 D We found the common ground G G7 in all men's personalities C Cm6/Eb We talk a big game, Bm7 E that's how we relate D G It's the easiest way for men to communicate
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Hike!
Bm7 Bb7 Am7 D7 Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow
[Verse 2]
G G+ It's par for the course C Am7 When you're in the home stretch D To swing for the fences G With a full-court press G G+ We're on the one-yard line C Am7 Inches to go D So you'll pitch and I'll catch G 'Cause it's our lead to blow
[Chorus]
C Am7 Let's use more sports analogies G Em7 Sports analogies Am7 D G G7 They help men cope with life's harsh realities C Cm6/Eb Let's spew more cliches Bm7 E 'Til we run out the clock D Just keep your eye on the ball D The puck D G And my shuttlecock G Hey!
C Am7
G Em7
Am7 D
G G7
C Cm6/Eb
Bm7 E
(Bridge)
G Em7 B7 Sometimes when we watch sports, we get sad Em7 B7sus4 And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports B7 Am7 D But we're not really crying about the game at all Am7 D Who really cares about a game of basketball? Cm7 D7 We're sad about our dads Cm7 D7 We couldn't talk to our dads
[Chorus]
C Am7 Unless we used sports analogies G Em7 Sports analogies Am7 D G G7 Men feel safe with these empty generalities C Cm6/Eb Let's go for the gold Bm7 E And then we'll hit the lockers D G D We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer G D G9#11 'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners runnin' around G Yeah!