Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (Guitar)

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Music and Lyrics by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Jack Dolgen [Verse 1] [GREG]
Am7           D7(b9)
When we’re together

Gm7        C13(b9)
I feel so grand

Am7             D7(b9)
My heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap

Gm7              C13(b9)
When I hold your hand

       BbM7          Eb9
But I know there’s another guy

Am7          D7(b9)
You fancy more

G13
So, even though

             C7 Bb/D D#  C7/E
I’m not the one you  a - dore
C9 C7(b9#5) Why not... [Chorus]
F            D7
Settle for me

Gm7   C7         F            D7
Dar - ling, just settle for me

Gm7 C7           F            D7
I   think you’ll have to agree

Gm7       C7     Cm7  F7  Gm7 F/A BM7
We make quite a pair

Eb9                         Am7          D7(b9)
I know I’m only second place in this game

          G9
But like two-percent milk

DM9  G9
Or seitan beef

  C7                C9(#5)
I almost taste the same
[Verse 2]
N.C.          F           D7
So won’t you settle for me

Gm7  C7      F           D7
Come on and settle for me

Gm7  C7     F6              F7                      BbM7  Bb7
Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride

   Bb6   Bb   Bbm7                          Eb7
I have no problem being picked out from the bottom

                      Am7              D7(b9)
If he’s your broken condom, I’m Plan B!

    G9               C13                     F  D7
So lower those expectations and settle for me

       Gm7           C7
Am I okay with this?
Totally! F D7 Gm7 C9 C13 [Verse 3]
F            D7
Settle for me

Gm7   C7         F           D7
Babycakes, just settle for me

Gm7      C7       F              D7
Schmoopy-pie, I’m beggin' you, please

Gm7       C7           Cm7  F Gm7 Ab F/A
Can’t you see the light?
BbM7 Eb13(#11) Sugar jugs, I’m so bereft!
            Am7              D7(b9)
Demeaning terms are all that I have left

      G9
Of my masculinity

C13
So, settle for me
F F6 FM7 F6 F F6 Cm7 F7 [Bridge]
Bbm7
Little girl

Eb7                         AbM7
Don’t make me feel like a little girl

  Abm7          Dbm7
Exposed and raw

                               GbM7         G (pause)
Whose boobs can’t even fill a training bra

N.C.                            C7(#5)
...Let’s pretend I didn’t say that
[Verse 4]
F          D7
Settle for me
[REBECCA]
         Gm7        C7
It’s a practical proposal
[GREG]
F          D7
Settle for me
[REBECCA]
            Gm7        C7
It makes a certain sense
[GREG]
        F     D7
He’s a fantasy

     Gm7        C7               Cm7  F7
But hey, let’s think this through

      BbM7                Eb9
Yes, Josh is a dream, but I’m right here

    Am7                      D7(b9)
In flesh and blood and self-hate
[BOTH]
  G9
Settle for me
[GREG]
      C13                         Am7
In a sad way, darling, it’s fate
[Dance break.] D13 GM7 E7 Am7 Bb Bm7 B7 C6 C# G/D E7 Am7 D7(b9) Dm7 G7 G7(#5) CM9 F13(#11) - Bm7 Am7 D13 G6 Dm7 G7 [REBECCA]
             C(add2)
You’re like Rocky V to Rocky
[GREG] F13(#11) Solange to Beyoncé
    Bm7               E7(b9) E7
Not asking to be your fi-an-cé

 E9/B     A7
But if tonight or tomorrow
If you happen to be free
 D9(sus4)
Maybe, just maybe
D9 C6, Cb6, Bb6, A6, Ab6, G6 Settle for me!