Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Our Twisted Fate (Guitar)

Dm
We are merely pretzels

               C
That is all we are

     C
This woman's obsession with us

                 Dm
Is frankly quite bizarre

   Bb                                            F
We used to simply be a starchy snack that people ate

    C
But now we are a symbol

     A              Dm
Such is our twisted fate

           Dm                                             C
We've been smothered in the mustard of her quest for happiness

          C
There's a lot of pressure on us

                Dm
This we must confess

   Bb                                             F
We didn't ask to be in charge of someone's mental state

     C
Just let us be some happy carbs

      A               Dm       Bb
Spare us this twisted fate

                           F           C
We've been a-salted by her yearning

                          Dm         Bb
To make her life a cogent tale

                      F
Sure it's nice to be kneaded

    C                             A
But now the whole thing's getting stale

               Dm
Oh, can't some soft and chewy pretzels

              C
Finally get relief

                                                         Dm
We are hurtin' from the burden of being someone's life motif

          Bb
She could switch to pizza bagels

                F
If it's not too late

         C
It's the yeast that she could do

           A                 Dm
To save us from this twisted fate