Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Lets Have Intercourse (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
C Am7 F C (2x)
[Verse]
C Am7 F C Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you C Am7 F G I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight Am7 F C G For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list C Am7 Let's get this over with F G So I can focus on other tasks
[Chorus]
C Am7 Let's have intercourse F G Just pretend I'm seducing you C Am7 Come on, let's quickly have intercourse F G C Am7 So I can move on with my life F G My busy life
[Verse]
C Am7 F C G You and I are both highly intelligent people C Am7 F G Although I'm in much better physical shape Am7 F C G Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like C Am7 F G And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me
[Chorus]
C Am7 But right now let's have intercourse F G I mean, obviously you want to, too C Am7 Just super quickly have intercourse F G You could use the exercise
[Bridge]
Am Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not F My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?" C We're animals, it's unfortunate G So come on, let's contortion it Am I won't be back to normal till I see G What your nipples look like
[Chorus]
C Am7 They're probably straightforward nipples F G I won't know for sure
N.C.
Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it and we super quickly it'll only take a second
C Am7 Have intercourse F G Good thing I happen to have an old condom C In my wallet.