Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - It Was A Shit Show (Guitar)

    D
I love you, yes

            F#m
And I’ll confess

                Am             D
The thought of staying is so enticing

              G                   C
And when you speak, my knees get weak

          F#m             Bm
I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing

     Em                          Gm
But let’s get real, we know the deal

    F#m      Bbm     Bm
So darling let’s not tip-toe

              Em         A         
This thing we had was not just bad,

D
it was a shit show

A           D               F#m
We can’t undo, can’t make amends

            Am              D
Dysfunction is our lingua franca

             G                 C
We can’t unscrew each other friends

              F#m               B
We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca

                  Em                    Gm
There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect

             F#m         F#          Bm
To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow

           Em                     A
Not to be crass, but this sucked ass

            D
This was a shit show

   Bb             Gm              Am         D
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire

Bb        Gm               F          D
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather

            Bb          Gm                 F#m     Bm     Fm
We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce

    Em                                        A   Am 
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

A             D                F#m
Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel

                Am                             D
Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger

           G                 C
But after sex, what happens next?

               F#m                           Bm
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger

             Em                 Gm
And when you say that I should stay

       F#m       Bbm          Bm
That’s exactly when I should split

                  Em              A
Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret

     C           Gm               A
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing