Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You (Guitar)

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The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy

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I've hated crap like that since I was a boy

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While everyone was laughing and having so much fun

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I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done

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I detested most stuff and I still do

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You see, I hate everything but you

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I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin

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I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin

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I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag "mood"

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I hate when people call blueberries a superfood

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I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"

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Or when people actually stop and smell a flower

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I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"

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Oh yes, I hate everything but you

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I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf

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Hate frisbee golf and when people call frisbee golf "frolf"

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I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo

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Hate combination conditioner and shampoo

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I hate doin' The Wave at a baseball game

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I hate couples with a cutesy couple name

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I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says "Zing!"

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Oh yes, I hate everything but you

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'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile

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When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while

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Just for a moment I forget

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How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

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I hate when people say they're going "off the grid"

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Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"

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I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks

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I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack

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I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true

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'Cause I wanna not hate things when I'm with you

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You love so many things and you have so much fun

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It makes me wish my hating days were done

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And there's one thing I want you to know:

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I'll always hate guys who name their cars