Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Give Good Parent (Guitar)

Am          F
I give good parent

F              C
She gives good parent

C           D
I give good parent

D                   Am
She gives real good parent

Am          F
I give good parent

F              C
She gives good parent

C               D
To parents like me

D     Am
I was born gifted, been blessed

Am  F
Din-din guest for the win? Yes

F      C
When I pull up, gym test

C  D
Prepare for your parents to be impressed

D    Am
I present proper like a TED talker

Am       F
Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker

F   C
I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter

C     D
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters

Am
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this

Am   F
This shit's my business and I'm built for success

F  C
Expect to witness a familial love fest

C D
Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis[REBECCA]

Am          F
I give good parent

F              C
She gives good parent

C           D
I give good parent

D                   Am
She gives real good parent

Am          F
I give good parent

F              C
She gives good parent

C               D
To parents like me

D              Am
Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place

Am  F
I already got 'em heated up under the waist

F     C
"Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space

D   N.C.
Bitches, you two have wonderful taste"

D   Am
Sit down at the table and I'm murderin'

Am F
Inquiring what line of work they're in

C
Making faces like I'm crazed erotically

D
"Wait, my uncle is in radiology!"

D     Am
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star

Am      F
"Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar"

F   C
"An attorney?" "Yale law, Harvard undergrad!"

C       D
Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants

D         Am
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement

Am   F
"I agree that Neil Diamond is real music!"

F     C
Gonna suck up and kiss ass

C                      D
Till I have 'em eatin' outta this hand

D                        N.C.
Like they're eatin' this WHAAAT!

N.C. Am
I'm DTF, but understand me

Am F
It means I'm dazzling the family

F       C
Like an anaconda, bitch, I'm immense

C         D
And you a common wench, so grovel, Valence

Am
Boss-ass bitch, no one's above me

F
End of the night, they line up to hug me

C
"Oh, my gosh, this was so lovely"

D  N.C.
To be clear, your parents want to have sex with me.

Am          F
I give good parent

F              C
She gives good parent

C           D
I give good parent

C               D
To parents like me