Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Gave You A Uti (Guitar)

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[Verse] N.C. What's that burning feeling every time you pee? Well that's how it goes after you have so
      E
much awesome sex with me
[Chorus]
       A D A       D
I gave you a UTI

A            E  A/E E    A  D A
Yeah I gave you      a UTI

D
My sweet love injection

         A
caused a urinary tract infection!

     E
I'm just that good

Bm            A    E/G#  F#
I didn't even try, try, try

Bm
I gave you

E
a UTI!
[Spoken part] N.C. Rebecca: Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria [Greg] Don't ruin this for me! [Verse 2]
A
That bladder inflammation
is my little gift to you!
E
Yeah sometimes chicks need
medication after what I've put them through! N.C. Come on, sing with me! [Rebecca] No, I'm not going to do that. [Chorus] (Greg)
A    D  A
I gave you

  D A
a UTI!
(Greg)
      E A/E E
Yeah I gave you
[I gave you]
A D A
.. a UTI!
[Bridge]
D
I'm so good at sex

A
your maiden ship got wrecked!

E
My penis is the reason

         A   E/G# F#
you may die, die, die!

Bm         E   A  D  A
I gave you a UTI!

D
One night with me is pure ecstasy

         A
cause I know just what you like!

    B
But you should know for a week or so

             E
you won't be able to ride a bike!
[Spoken part] N.C. I'm sorry if you have to cancel that Spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway [Chorus]
        B E B
I gave you
I gave you
        E B
   a UTI!
A UTI!
F#
Not a STD!'

B/C#
No STD's!

B
Just to clarify!
E B
       E
If it hurts to take a leak

                  B
well that's just part of my technique!

       F#
What has two thumbs

              B
and gave you UTI?

F#/A#    G#
This guy!

C#m
I gave you

F#
A UT

C#
I gave you..

F#
A UT

C#m
I gave you

E         B
a U   T   I!!!