Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To (Guitar)

A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A. 

            D
It’s just a letter on a page

         E
Meant to distract us from the pain.

A                     C#
But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day.

D                      E
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A,

                       A
But who cares about an A?

C#       D
I don’t. I don’t care.

           E
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,

A           C#    D
But I don’t.

      F          E
But I could if I wanted to!

A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy 

D                           E
In the red and blue striped tie, 

                        A
Making millions till he dies, 

                  C#                      D
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,

                       E                                 A
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.

           C#
I’d rather die, which I will,

D                     E                                A
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions

                   C#
Selling stocks and bonds and ties

D
If I tried.

E
But I don’t.

A
But I could.

C#          D
But I don’t.

      F          E      A   C#   D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!

        F          E      A
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!

C#        D        F    E
Who cares?

A                     C#
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad

         D                             E
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap

        A                         C#
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son

                          D                 E
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball.

        A
Whoopty-fricking-do.

    C#                             D
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?

              E
It’ll get you nowhere in life,

         A
Not like getting anywhere matters.

          C#                     D
Although, I guess it does if you care, 

E              A
Which I don’t.

      C#
But I could.

      D  
But I don’t.

      F          E      A   C#    D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!

                 F       E      A  
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.

          C#     D
This song sucks.

                 F        E      A   C#
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!

        F          E
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!