Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - His Status Is Preferred (Guitar)

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He’s discerning, he’s refined

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Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine

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He travels all the time

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And at the airport, cuts  the    line

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And when he checks his leather luggage

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No extra charges are incurred!

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‘Cause he’s elite

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He’s Silver Elite

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Executive Silver Elite

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His status is…     Preferred

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Fine hotels are where he stays

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The kind with grand breakfast buffets

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And a chef who can make omelettes a variety of    ways.

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And they don’t stick him in some regular room

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No, that would be absurd!

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He gets a suite

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A two-room Executive Suite.

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An Executive City View Suite

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With a second TV and 400 thread count sheets

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Because his status is… Preferred

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Oh, can’t you see

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He’s got Premiere Access to me?

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My whole life, I’ve been stuck in   Economy.

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I have waited and waited

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To one day be upgraded

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To spread my wings and fly

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Just a bit more frequently!

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On his wrist, a gold wristwatch

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On his lips, a blended Scotch

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And I have to stop my eyes from drifting

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Downwards towards his    crotch!

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I can peek, but I have to be discreet

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‘Cause he’s filet mignon

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Not just some piece of meat!

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He’s sophisticated

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Elegant

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Elite

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In a word:

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He’s Preferred