Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang (Guitar)

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Group Hang - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Intro] (Plucking)
Am       Am
(Spoken) The night was going perfectly, mi amor,

Am
We were having a romantic Mexican meal.

Am          Dm
Or Cali-Mex,

   E (strum once)
Or Cali-Mex-Italian,

                              E D# E
I don’t really know what this food is!

E D#                               N.C.
But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance!

E  
La la, la la la!
[Chorus]
         Dm
It was a group hang,

Am
Group hang,

       E                Am
You’re so far away in a group hang!

  Dm          Am
A group hang, group hang.

      E                     Am
Do we really need all these nachos?
[Verse I:]
          Am
It was an intimate date,

     Am
Just you and me,

     E
At a magical place,

           E
Where your refills are free.

          F
Then your buddies showed up,

    F
And tore us apart.

        E
They’re forces of evil,

  E
A knife through my heart!
[Break:] N.C. Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza! [Chorus]
  Dm
A group hang,

Am
Group hang,

       E                      Am
You’re just out of reach in a group hang.

  Dm          Am
A group hang, group hang

    E            Am
I’m so afraid of horses!
[Verse II:]
           Am
Now you’re telling a story,

           Am
‘Bout some dude named Jeffwad,

        E
And the time he “sprooshed,”

    E               (No chord)
Whatever that means.

F
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:
(Spoken) N.C. I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm. [Chorus]
         Dm
It was a group hang,

Am
Group hang,

   E                      Am
It just got weird in this group hang!

Dm          Am
Group hang, group hang.

   E                Am
It makes me so sexy sad.
(Spoken) N.C. Ow, this guac is so spicy. (Spoken) N.C. Hey, wanna grab a drink at the bar? (Spoken) N.C. Oh, okay. (Spoken) N.C. Great. [Middle 8:]
Am 
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!

E
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!

E
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!

E            Am
Guadalaraja, Sicily!
(Spoken) N.C. That’s not in Mexico!
Am
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco, 

E
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale, 

E
Root beer margarita, taco stew!

(Spoken) E            D#m  C  B
Does the chef know what Mexico is?
[Chorus]
  Dm
A group hang,

Am
Group hang.

            E              Am
What’s this smoky tortilla soup thing?
[Outro]
Dm, Am, E, E
(Spoken)
I mean, really, am I crazy? There are-- I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant.
Dm
A group hang,

Am
Group hang.

(Spoken) E, Am, Dm, Am
How are they not offended with the bastardization
Of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me.
       E                Am
You’re so far away at a group hang.

Dm, Am, E, Am
(Spoken)
I feel like I’m being gas lighted by this restaurant.
  Dm 
A group hang.

Am
Group hang.

E
(Spoken)                       N.C.
Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque! Am flourish to finish!