Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song (Guitar)
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G Em Gather ye 'round D G And I'll tell you a tale G Em Of all the great times Am7 D I've had with an ale G Em There's joy and there's glory D G More than you can think G Em D Yes this is what happens to me G When I drink! C I pee my pants! C My pants!
I pee my pants!
G Em I get up from the bar Am7 D To find pee on my pants! G Em I say it's water D G but all it takes is a glance Em Am7 For people to realize D G I pee my pants!
White Josh:
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.
Greg:
G Em Yes wine can be fun D G White, Rosé and Red G Em 'Till I call up my boss Am7 D To say I wish he was dead! G Em Chase down the regret D G With some gin for good luck! G Em Then steal my cousin Jim's D G Landscaping truck!
Drive home then
C
I puke on my cat!My cat!
G I puke on my cat! G Em I fall through the doorway Am7 D And puke on my cat! G Em Poor little Bruno D G Did not expect that! G Am7 I tried for the toilet D G But puke on my cat! G Em While some can enjoy D G A scotch with a steak Em Or one glass of wine Am7 D Then they're barely awake. G Em For me it's much different D G What happens when Em Am7 I try to have one D G It just turns into ten.
And then...
C
I fly a plane!A plane!
G I fly a plane! Em I knock on the cockpit
Shouting
Am7 D "I'll fly this plane!" G Em We emergency landed D G The TSA came G Em Now I'm banned from Southwest D G Cause I try to fly planes!
EVERYBODY!
Everyone:
C
He has sex with a bush!A bush!
C G He has sex with a bush!
Greg:
Em
That wasn't a woman?Everyone:
Am7 D No it was a bush! G Em It had twigs and leaves D G Cause it was a bush!
Greg:
Em
That's where that scar comes from!Everyone:
D G From sexing a bush! Em Am7 But he's breaking the cycle D G And making a push! Em Am7 He's quitting his drinking
And saving his
C Pants and his G Cat and C Southwest and G Jim's truck
Hector:
And my car
White Josh:
My car too!
Everyone:
And a bush!
Josh:
I didn't do anything wrong! YES!
White Josh:
Again, not about you.