Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song (Guitar)

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G               Em
Gather ye 'round

           D            G
And I'll tell you a tale

       G                Em
Of all the great times

        Am7             D
I've had with an ale

        G                       Em
There's joy and there's glory

D                       G
More than you can think

        G               Em              D
Yes this is what happens to me

                G
When I drink!

                C
I pee my pants!

        C
My pants!
I pee my pants!
        G               Em
I get up from the bar

        Am7             D
To find pee on my pants!

G               Em
I say it's water

                D               G
but all it takes is a glance

        Em      Am7     
For people to realize

D               G
I pee my pants!
White Josh: Wow, I did not know it was that bad. Greg:
        G       Em
Yes wine can be fun

        D       G
White, Rosé and Red

        G       Em
'Till I call up my boss

        Am7             D
To say I wish he was dead!

        G       Em
Chase down the regret

        D               G
With some gin for good luck!

G               Em
Then steal my cousin Jim's

D               G
Landscaping truck!
Drive home then
                C
I puke on my cat!
My cat!
                G
I puke on my cat!

        G               Em
I fall through the doorway

        Am7             D
And puke on my cat!

G               Em
Poor little Bruno 

        D       G
Did not expect that!

G               Am7
I tried for the toilet

        D       G
But puke on my cat!

        G       Em
While some can enjoy

        D       G
A scotch with a steak

        Em
Or one glass of wine

                Am7     D
Then they're barely awake.

        G       Em
For me it's much different

D               G
What happens when

Em              Am7
I try to have one

        D       G
It just turns into ten.
And then...
        C
I fly a plane!
A plane!
        G
I fly a plane!

                Em
I knock on the cockpit
Shouting
        Am7     D
"I'll fly this plane!"

        G       Em
We emergency landed

D       G
The TSA came

G                       Em
Now I'm banned from Southwest

        D               G
Cause I try to fly planes!
EVERYBODY! Everyone:
                C
He has sex with a bush!
A bush!
        C               G
He has sex with a bush!
Greg:
                Em
That wasn't a woman?
Everyone:
        Am7     D
No it was a bush!

        G       Em
It had twigs and leaves

        D       G
Cause it was a bush!
Greg:
Em
That's where that scar comes from!
Everyone:
        D       G
From sexing a bush!

        Em              Am7
But he's breaking the cycle

        D       G
And making a push!

        Em              Am7
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his
C
Pants and his 

G
Cat and

C
Southwest and 

        G
Jim's truck
Hector: And my car White Josh: My car too! Everyone: And a bush! Josh: I didn't do anything wrong! YES! White Josh: Again, not about you.