Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Eb Ab Eb Ab
[Verse]
Eb Gm7 Ab I've thought about him for so long Fm7 Bb Eb Those memories are crystal clear Gm7 Ab I was so young, he was so big and strong Fm7 Bb Gm7 I can't believe that he's right here Ab Gm7 I was such an innocent girl Ab When we first met Fm7 Eb He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world Ab Bb So how could I ever forget Eb The first penis I saw
[Chorus]
Ebaug Ab First penis, very first penis Fm7 Bb Eb First penis, very first penis I saw Ebaug Ab First penis, very first penis, penis Fm7 Bb Eb First penis, very first penis I saw Db And of all the penises I've seen Ab His had the biggest impact Abm And by that what I mean Eb Bb Is it really made me drop my jaw Fm7 Bb Eb Ab Eb Ab 'Cause it was the very first penis I saw
[Verse]
Eb Gm7 Ab A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants Fm7 Bb Eb And just gently kinda rubbed it Gm7 Ab But that night I decided to take a chance Fm7 Bb Cm I took it out, and he really seemed to love it Eaug I didn't know what to do next Gm7 Ab I didn't have that part planned Fm7 Eb He said, "Let me show you some basic moves," Ab Bb And then he took my hand Eb And taught me all about the
[Chorus]
Ebaug Ab First penis, very first penis Fm7 Bb Eb First penis, very first penis I saw Ebaug Ab First penis, very first penis, penis Fm7 Bb Eb First penis, very first penis I saw Db Ab Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest Abm In terms of penis, I was really the greenest Eb Bb I was in total awe Fm7 Bb Eb Of the very first penis I saw
[Instrumental]
F Faug Bb Gm7 C x2
[Outro]
F F/Eb I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness Bb Bbm Everything about it seemed quite ingenious F C I couldn't find a single flaw Gm F Gm F In the first penis, very first penis Gm C F Very first penis I saw