Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal (Guitar)

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"Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal" (feat. Michael Hyatt, Rachel Bloom) (from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 4)" soundtrack) G A F#maj Bm G A F#maj Bm [RESHMA]
G
Fluoxetine, fluoxetine!
[LOU]
A
Paroxetine, paroxetine!
[MELINDA]
F#maj
Citalopram, citalopram!
[RESHMA, LOU, AND MELINDA]
Bm
Take once a day

G
Fluoxetine, fluoxetine

A
Paroxetine, paroxetine

F#maj
Citalopram, citalopram

Bm                     G
May cause dry mouth
[DR. AKOPIAN]
         G                       A        D
From the moment that we learn to walk and speak

    F#m                        Bm
Our parents tell us everyone's unique

     G                             D
Now, I'm not saying that advice is bad

    F#m                                     D
But honey, you're not special 'cause you're sad
[RESHMA, LOU, AND MELINDA] Not special, no you're not [DR. AKOPIAN]
    G                       A
The butcher, the baker, the grocery clerk

        F#maj                   Bm
They're all on 20 milligrams or so
[MOVER]
    G
The movers
[BARTENDER] The shakers [JAYMA]
    A
The happy homemaker
[DR. AKOPIAN]
      F#maj                         Bm
You'd be surprised how many of them know
[ALL]
G                    A            D
Anti-depressants are so not a big deal

G
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant
[DR. AKOPIAN]
A                        D
Sweet cheeks, here's the deal
[ALL]
G                        A
Welcome to the club with open admission

       F#m                   Bm
You're cast in the play that has no audition

     G                           A
Yes, everyone is special, that's usually the sitch

    F#m                             A           D
But when it comes to meds, you're such a basic bitch
[BUTCHER]
  G                                 A
I lost my job and for six months, I couldn't leave my bed, yeah!
[LOU]
        F#maj                                       Bm
When my husband died, I stopped bathing and watched Christian TV instead, ooh!
[BUTCHER AND LOU]
 G                          A
Now we're on pills and it's less of a slog
[DR. AKOPIAN]
 F#maj        Bm
Just ask any abused rescue dog
[CONNOR] [*bark*] [ALL]
    G                   A
The origins of life are messy and imprecise
[DR. AKOPIAN]
      F#m                       Bm
We're all the result of natural selection
[REBECCA]
         G
True! So why should I feel crappy

      A
About something that makes me happy?
[BAKER]
          F#maj                      Bm
Though it may be hard to maintain an erection
[ALL] (spoken)
G
Maybe you should adjust your dosage!
[BAKER]
A
I already tried that, didn't work
[ALL]
G
Have you tried another medication?
[BAKER]
A
Yep, but that one made me gain weight
[ALL]
G                                A
Oh, that totally happened to me. It got better within a few months
[BAKER] Thanks, cool! [ALL]
G                    A            D
Anti-depressants are so not a big deal

G
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant
[DR. AKOPIAN]
G                A         D
Take two with or without a meal
[Musical Interlude] A F#maj Bm G A F#maj Bm [Tap interlude] G A F#maj Bm G A [ALL] [no chords] Fluoxetine, fluoxetine Paroxetine, paroxetine
                                              G
Our lawyers won't let us say brand names

G                     A          D
Anti-depressants are so so so so not a big deal

    G
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant
[CONNOR] [*bark*] [DOG WALKER] (spoken)
 D      A
Connor, heel!
[ALL]
     G                               A
Some cry that in the past, we didn't medicate everyone
[DR. AKOPIAN]
F#maj                              Bm
Cool, witch trials and the Crusades sound like so much fun
[ALL]
G                A
Anti-depressants are so common

     G              A              D
That taking them is all we have in common