Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes (Guitar)

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[FOUR JOSHES]
C G  Dm F G
Oh-oh-oh-oh
[JOSH]
       C                                    G
Girl, I know things haven’t always been so easy for you

           Dm                              Am            G
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too

         Dm                                    C
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression

        F                          G
'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do—
[FOUR JOSHES]
              C                       G
Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye

                    Am                             Em
You’re never gonna miss all that stress you’ve been keeping inside

           F
All your psychological problems

           C
Girl, we’re gonna solve them

            F
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes

            C                                G
We’re also a team of licensed mental health professionals
[JOSH #3]
                 D                               A
We’ll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad
[JOSH #4]
         Em
And why every man you date is just
[FOUR JOSHES]
         Bm          A
A stand-in for your dad
[JOSH #1]
               Em
You’ll stop revisiting your fears

               D
Once we wipe away your tears
[JOSH #2]
   G                             A
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn’t bad
[FOUR JOSHES]
              D                         A
Baby, you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye

                   Bm                                 F#m
You’re never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die

               G
We’ll get you through those developmental stages

                 D
That you’ve been stuck in for ages

           G
‘Cause we’re not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We’re also a team of nationally-recognized mental health professionals trained in cognitive behavioral therapy with specialities in— [JOSH #1]
A
Personality and sleep disorders...
[JOSH #2]
    D
And love