Misc Television – College Humour - My Two True Loves (Guitar)

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[Intro] G Bm C [Verse]
G                  D
I go through life alone

   G       F       C
no one to hold my hand

   G                             D
when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks 

    F                   C
the ladies don't give a damn

  G               D
I'm not much of a believer

F           C
in fate and destiny

G                         D
but I know that somewhere out there

C               D
are 2 girls for me
[Chorus]
          G
my 2 true loves

Bm       C   D
my 2 and only

Bm                       Am
2 nude souls beneath the covers

Bm                   Am
ain't enough, I need another

          G
my 2 true loves

Bm       C   D
my 2 and only

Bm               C               G
together we will be just you and me... and her
[Verse]
G                D 
They'll be 2 in a million

       G    F                       C
one in five hundred thousand if you prefer

     G                           D
I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she

         F               C
the other 100 percent to her

G        D        F              C
you + me = us, + her = even more fun

        G                 D
but the 3 of us have more math to do

C    D
69 + 1

G                       D
I'll only have eyes for both of them

       F                     C
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear

         G                      D  
and I'll pass them along to the other girl

       F                  C
if she didn't already hear 

G             D
true eternal romance

F                      C
lives for moments like this

   G              D
so pure sweet and innocent

C         C
Now you 2 kiss
[Chorus]
          G
my 2 true loves

Bm       C   D
my 2 and only

Bm                    Am
every soul has just 2 mates

       Bm                        Am
one to hump and one to masturbate

          G
my 2 true loves

Bm       C   D
my 2 and only

G                            C              
There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her

C                      G      Bm
I wish that there were 2 of me

C                            G        D
so I could watch myself fuck both of you
[Chorus]
          G  
my 2 true loves

         C   D
my 2 and only

    Bm                Am
our love will have no rules 

Bm              Am
except no other dudes

Bm                           Am
she'll fill both holes in my soul

Bm                      A
filling them back is my goal

Bm                        C             G
an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her
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