Misc Television – Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Ill Never Tell (Guitar)

F7
(Anya) This is the man that I plan to entangle

         F
Isn't he fine?

G7
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle

              G
Vengeance was mine

Am                 C7
But I’m out of the biz

    F                G
The name I made I'll trade for his

    Am           C
The only trouble is...

F7
(Xander) She is the one she's such wonderful fun

F7
Such passion and grace

G7
Warm in the night when I’m right

                               G
In her tight--Embrace, Tight embrace

Am                 C7
I’ll never let her go

    F                    G
The love we've known can only grow

        Am
There's just one thing that--

C   N.C
No. I’ll never tell

                      F          Ab7
(Both) 'cause there's Nothing to tell

G
(Anya) He snores (Xander) She wheezes

           G+
(Anya) Say "housework," and he freezes

             Em
(Xander) She eats these Skeezy cheeses

       Am7      D7
That I can't describe

         Am
(Anya) I talk, He breezes

             F
(Xander) She doesn't know What please is

           F#dim7                            D7
(Anya) His penis got diseases From a chumash tribe

           G   G/F#          Em     G
(Both) The vibe gets kind of scary

                  C
(Xander) Like she thinks I'm ordinary

                 Cm
(Anya) Like it's all just temporary

                  D
(Xander) Like her toes are kind of hairy

                         D7
(Both) But it's all very well

        Am7       Eb         G
'Cause, god knows I'll never tell

            G
(Anya) When things get rough

        G+
He just hides behind his Buffy

    Em
Now look, he's getting huffy

          Am7          D7
'Cause he knows that I know

             Am
(Xander) She clings, She's needy

      F                       F#dim7
She's also really greedy, She never--

       F#dim7
(Anya) His eyes are beady!

         D7
(Xander) This is my verse Hello? She--

  D7       G
(Both) You know

         G/F#             Em
(Xander) You're quite the charmer

                    G
(Anya) My knight in armour

                    C
(Xander) You're the cutest of the scoobies

          Cm
With your lips as red as rubies

          D
And your firm yet supple--

        G7
Tight embrace

            G
(Anya) He's swell (Xander) She's sweller

             G+
(Anya) He'll always be my feller

         Em
(Xander) That's why I’ll never

                  Am7  D7
Tell her that I’m petrified

            Am
(Anya) I’ve read this tale

        F
There's wedding Then betrayal

  F#dim7
I know there'll come the day

                     D7
I'll want to run and hide

         G    G/F#             Em    G
(Both) I lied.     I said it's easy

     C
I’ve tried

                  G
But there's these fears I can't quell

                 D
(Xander) Is she looking for a pot of gold?

              Em
(Anya) Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?

                  C
(Xander) Will our lives become too stressful

C
If I’m never that successful?

              Cm
(Anya) When I get so worn and wrinkly

Cm
That I look like David Brinkley

              Am7
(Xander) Am I crazy?

            D
(Anya) Am I dreamin'?

              Am7        Am
(Xander) Am I marrying a demon?

                D7
(Both) We could really raise the beam

D7
In makin' marriage a hell

    Am        Eb         G
So, thank god I'll never tell

  Am         Eb         G
I swear that I’ll never tell

         Eb          G
(Xander) My lips are sealed

       Eb         G
(Anya) I take the fifth

         Eb         G    Eb        G
(Xander) Nothing to see, move it along

       C      Eb    G
(Both) I’ll never - tell