Misc Television – Bagpuss - Row Row Row Your Boat (Guitar)

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I dreamed a dream of two fine mouses

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Tall they were and true

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They lived in one of your stately houses

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In jackets of blue and braided trousers

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And happy as happy as ever a mouse is

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Though there were only two-a-two

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Though there were only two

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Row row row your boat

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Gently down the stream

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Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

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Life is but a dream

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But one mouse said lets leave these shores

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Lets sail away dear please

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This shoe will do if we hold the oars

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And row it along with our delicate paws

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We'll row it across the mahogony floors

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Till we find the stilton cheese-the-cheese

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Till we find the stilton cheese

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Row row row your boat

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Softly on the floor

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Flipperly flopperly, slipperly slopperly

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Who could ask for more

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They rowed and they rowed without a care

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But didn't look where they went

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Well you may ask how you would fair

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Travelling backwards without a care

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When you suddenly came to the top of the stair

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Well, over the stairs they went-they-went

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Over the stairs they went

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Bing bang bongle bump

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Clipperdy down the stairs

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Bingledy bangledy bongledy bumperdy

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Down the apples and pears

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They picked them up from their awful fall

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And dusted off their knees

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Then down the hall by the kitchen wall

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They rowed and you could hear them call

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Well you could if they hadn't been quite so small

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Where is that stilton cheese-that-cheese

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where is that lovely cheese

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Row row row your boart

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Over the kitchen floor

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Wrindley wrunnly into the tunnely

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Under the larder door

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They searched the dishes and tried to spot 'em

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Find me a nice bit please

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T'was slippery there but they had forgotten

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They tripped and slipped in something rotten

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And covered themselves from top to bottom

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With stinking stilton cheese-with-cheese

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Revolting stilton cheese

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Close close close your nose

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What a dreadful pong

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Stickity stockety hippity hoppety

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What a smelly song

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The mice decided they needed a wash

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They smelt a bit, it's true

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They filled the basin with orange squash

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And jumped right in with a splish and a splosh

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To wash and polish until they were posh

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And sticky and pretty as new, as new

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Stickily pretty as new

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Row row row the boat

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Sticky with orange squash

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Lickily stickily bluerly blomerly

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What a lot of bosh