Misc Television – 30 Rock - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. (Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky . It's a full moon on the Sabbath) N.C. This is scary ! N.C. Break it down [Verse 1]
          Gm   C          Gm     C
I was wor-king late on my Haftor-ah

       Gm      C           Gm      C
  When I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah

  Gm        C         Gm    C
  I opened it up and to my surprise  

            Gm                C          Gm           C
There was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes  

           Gm        C             Gm   C
He says 'tomorrow my son, you will be a man  

      Gm          C                Gm     C
But tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan

  Gm              C            Gm        C
  Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray  

      Gm          C           Gm       C
But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay'
[Chorus]
G
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

C
Spooky scary
D (full stop) Boys becoming men , men becoming wolves
G  
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

C  
Spooky scary
D (full stop) Boys becoming men , men becoming wolves N.C. (All right, that was great Tray N.C. Okay, it's over, that's a wrap, oh) [Verse 2]
         G#m       C#          G#m           C#
The next day what happened the Talmud didn't teach (oh there's more)

      G#m            C#          G#m            C#
I got up in front of everyone   to give my little speech  

        G#m               C#           G#m        C#
Then my teeth turned into fangs   and my nails into claws  

      G#m                C#            G#m               C#
And I nearly dropped the Torah   when my hands turned into paws  

  G#m           C#            G#m          C#
I growled and I roared   and my rabbi did as well  

         G#m              C#            G#m      C#
It was a rocking werewolf zoo   at Temple Beth-Emmanuel
N.C. (Ey man, where'd you learn all these Jewish words?) My manager, Harvey Lemmings [Chorus]
G#
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

C#
  Spooky scary
D# (full stop) Boys becoming men , men becoming wolves N.C. (I don't, I, I just don't think this the idea of the song can sustain itself for that long) N.C. Because it, it seems a little sweaty now, so) This whole premise is sweaty [Verse 3]
   Am      D              Am                D
We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club

     Am                 D              Am               D
  They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub  

  Am             D              Am            D
I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks  

   Am           D                Am     D
We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes   (Uh uh)

Am       D            Am            D
Then I remembered the premise of my song  

      Am          D               Am                D
I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone  

      Am                 D                Am        D
So we pulled ourselves together and we're wolf men again  

Am      D                Am         D
Just in time for monster fight to begin (no)  

        Am             D            Am            D
All the country club employees were brain sucking pack

        Am              D                Am       D
  Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack (no, man)  

      Am                   D            Am            D
So we fought them and some Draculas and Frankensteins too  

          Am             D             Am            D
Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah, even if you're not a, aroo
[Chorus]
A
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah  (There's not such thing as Frankensteins, steins)

D  
Spooky scary  (There's no plural Frankenstein)  

E
Boys becoming men  , men becoming wolves  

A
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah  

D
Kooky hairy

E
  Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves
[Outro] N.C. I don't want this, I don't like this, this is scary N.C. Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know? N.C. Arooo...Mazel Tov