Misc Television – 1 For All - Murderhobo Song - What Friends Are For (Guitar)

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Sometimes life is crappy,

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And you cannot find your place,

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And the DM in the sky

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Is simply laughing in your face,

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And the campaign's never-ending,

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And the dice don't go your way,

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And you'd give your arm and leg

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For any other role to play.

           Em
Don't give up,

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Find some friend who'll step in

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With one hand stretched towards you

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While the other holds a weapon!

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With friendship you get your wish,

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With friendship we'll gut you like a fish,

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Friendship means you get your turn,

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Friendship helps your enemies burn!

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Friendship is the food on your plate,

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It's a knife in the throat of the people that you hate,

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It's the white-hot rage that helps you win the war,

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It's the brains on the walls and the blood on the floor…

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(We'll destroy you!)

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And that's what friends are for!

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When you face the dawn

           Bm
And you're on a quest

           Em
With your spell slots gone

          A
As you're getting stressed

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And you feel like you could use a long rest,

G
  (Long rest!)

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Look to them to guide you

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Listen to the thump as all the bodies fall beside you!

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Everybody can use a bud

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To make your enemies choke on their blood,

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Friendship is knowing their cry and their laugh

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And the sound of their sword splitting people in half.

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Friendship is the only thing that matters

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When it's all said and done and the viscera splatters,

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It's the true tight hug that warms to the core,

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It's the grace, it's the good, it's the gold, it's the gore…

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And that's what friends are for!

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'Coz there's nothing like a friend,

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A pal on whom you can depend,

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Who fights right by your side,

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Whose arms are open wide,

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A person who can chase away the dread,

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They've got your back,

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As sure as they've got that guard's head!..

   D
Friendship's a shield,

    F#
But also a mace,

         Bm
It's a sprinkle of your enemy's

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Blood on your face,

   D
Friendship is knowing

        F#
There's someone to care,

       Bm
It's a pair of limbs

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Flying through the air,

         Bm
It's the axe's handle,

          D
It's the broadsword's gilding,

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It's the warmth of a burning building!..

         G
So we're settling the score,

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That's what friends are for!