Misc Television – 1 For All - Bardic Inspiration (Guitar)

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[Intro]
Bb                  Am
How did we end up inside of these walls?

    Bb                      Am
And what is this punishment for?

 Bb                       Am                     Bb                         A
Apart from the murder and burning and pillaging, stabbing and slaughtering? Sure

Bb                       Am
We just wanted glory and fame

       Bb                    Am
Now we eat from a bucket and poop in a bucket too

Bb                     A
So much undone, what a shame

Bb           A
So many NPCs we haven't stuck it to
[Verse 1]
      Am
But I will not die before I've laughed

  Em
I can't deny the world my shaft

     G
This jail's rather understaffed

             F                        C
I may not be brave like a fighter, or magic, or strong

    G                        Am         Am
But sometimes the key can be found in a song. Get it? Key. Ha!

  Am                       C
I kill with charisma and cool captivation

Em
Bеlting out bars of Bardic Inspiration

F                                 C
I am the hardiest, bardiest bard. Antrius brings salvation

G                                                              E
Timing and tеnderness, terribly talented, topped with a bit of alliteration
N.C - Ahem N.C - Sorry
Am                                  D
Evandra with her mighty strength of many men goes to any length

F                                        G
She throws a fist, she'll leave you in a daze (I'll leave you in a daze)

    Am                               D
And Nixie says concerning things but mostly ends up burning things

    C                                        D
But that's still cool. She'll set the world ablaze(I'll set the world ablaze!)

  C
A Fireball. Surprising

E                                           D
Why do I hear harmonising? Why is he on his back?

                    G
- Spontaneous heart attack
N.C - What? N.C - Spontaneous heart attack N.C - Okay, well explain the fire [Chorus]
            F                               C
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty

       G                          A       F
You'll always come through with a Natural 20

F                     C
Ready to face all the foes in our way

    Em
But anyone can be undone by any 1...

          F
But not today!
A Am G F Am G F A G [Verse 2]
             Am    F     Dm               Em
Doesn't this slap? Damn! Best song I ever wrote

           Am   F                          G
Helping my best friends punch a guy in the throat

Am              F
So on our game. Look at us go

Dm              E
No "I" in team. There's an "A" though
N.C Which stands for Antrius! Badily badibly, bapbidly, bapbapbap
Am                 E
Fighting valiantly for our cause

E                    Am
Swords and metal can settle scores

Am                        F
Screams can sound so much like applause

E
- Just close your eyes

E
- Everyone dies

E
We're products of our milieu

E
We're sexy but we'll kill you

Dm                      E
Everything's broken and charred

      E                       F
We're Half-Elf, Pink, and the Bard
C A G F G N.C Am I dying?
C
Slip into bliss. You can rest in my hands

F                      Fm
No more on this mortal coil shall you dance

  C
- I see a light

       C7
- Walk towards it then

F                          Fm
You'll never see your ugly children again
N.C What?
        C
Or your awful wife, or your tiny house

        F
Or your measly food, or your tacky goblets

          C
- Or your cracked crockery and dishes
N.C - Why?
F             C
My mockery is vicious
[Chorus]
            F                               C
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty

       G                          A       F
You'll always come through with a Natural 20

F                     C
Ready to face all the foes in our way

    Em
But anyone can be undone by any 1...

          F
But not today!
A Am G F Am G F A G [Outro]
      F                       C
We'll always pass the test no matter how we're vexed

    G
And now? Another quest!

Em    E                      Am    C
Where should three heroes go next?