Misc Soundtrack – Reefer Madness - Lonely Pew (Guitar)

                               F6
The service today was really exciting!

Gm                      D#--A#/D--Cm--A#--G# --
Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!

     Gm                                    F6
With locusts and plagues, and little green froggies

Gm                          D#--A#/D--Cm--A# --
All that and more thundered down from the sky

G#--Am7b5                      C#
I reached for your hand like I always do

       Fm                 G--G#--G--G#--Gsus4 G
But beside me was just an empty wooden pew

        C             Dm7-G -
There's hymnals and a rosary

    C                  F -  Fm -
But they don't keep me company

    C                Fsus4 -  F -
The wafers now don't taste so great

Em   -     Bdim - Dm9 - G -
They won't transubstantiate

    C                E7           Am
Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew

Fm                   C       Dm7    Gsus4 G
Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely pew!

  C                  Dm7   -    G   -  C              Fsus4- Fm - Gsus4 -
A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin!

       G     -    Dm    -   Fdim - 
A lady asked: "Is this seat taken?"

  Am
I lied, I guess! 

  E7sus4 -  E7 -
I told her, "Yes!"

  C           Dm7  -  G    -    C                  Fsus4  -  Fm -
I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are

C           Fsus4 - F - Em7     -     C#dim  -  Dm9   -  G - 
In a fog or lost at sea...or could it be you're tired of me?

C              E7                 A
It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue!

Fm                   C       F - Fm/G
Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely 

    C#dim C11
pew!