Misc Soundtrack – Muppets Most Wanted - Im Number One (Guitar)

          C
I'm number one

              D
You're number two

        G                           C
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you

            C
I'm number one

               D
You're number two

  G
I believe in equality

   C               G
As long as you get less than me

    C
I'm one

              D
You're number two. (I'm number two.)

        G                                   C
You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarterer than you

           C
I'm number one

              D
You're number two

        G          C                      G
You're lucky to be number two not number three

Am
I can see by the look in your eye

    D
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

F
One day you'll get your chance

           G
But in the meantime, you got to dance monkey dance!

Am
Really? I hate dancing

                    D
Do it! Dance Monkey Dance! (Laughs)

           C
I'm number two

            D
He's number one

  G                                C
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

            C
I'm number two

            D
He's number one. (Constantine: I'M NUMBER ONE!!!)

          G
You know life's gone to the dog

          C
When your boss is a frog

Am
I can see it's just a matter of time

       D
Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line

F
It won't be long until I get my chance

               G
But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

             D      Am                D G
Dance monkey dance! Now watch me

           C
I'm number one. (He's number one.)

              D
You're number two. (I'm number two!)

     G
I'll bet you kid, there you go

    C          G
Now step aside this ain't your show!

    C
I'm one. (You're one.)

            D
I'm number one! (Yes, we know!)

G
I'm...,

G
He's...

        C F G
Number one!

                    C
That's how it's done