Misc Soundtrack – Muppet Classic Theater - Who Do You Think Youre Fooling (Guitar)

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"Who Do You Think You're Fooling?" from Muppet Classic Theater (1994) Tempo: c.130; Swung 8th notes; Key of D major, modulates to Eb major in Chorus 3 [Chorus 1]
          D                       D/F#
[Kermit:] Who do you think you're fooling?

       G     A      D
[All:] Yeah, right, sure! [Gonzo:] (Oh brother)

            D                D/F#
[Kermit:] I guess the sky is falling

                  E/G#         A
[All:] Hey, we've heard it all before!

           G                     D/F#              Fdim            Em          A7
[Pig:] You pulled the wall right over our eyes too many times with all of your lies

             D                       D/F#     G
[Kermit:] So who do you think you're fooling?

       G     A      D       A
[All:] Yeah, right, sure!
[Verse 1]
                            D
[Purple Man:] There was the flood

                           A/C#
[Orange Man:] And then the earthquake

                   G/B
[Dog:] The monster furballs

                   D/A
[Woman:] The giant snails

                            G
[Rabbit:] The attack of the trees

                    D
[Pig:] And then the quicksand

                   E7         E7/B
[Dog:] The million ticks and...

                         A7
[Purple Man:] The killer whales

                          D
[Orange Man:] The talking shoes

                     A/C#   A
[Woman:] The walking bushes

                     G/B    G                    D/F#   D
[Kermit:] You had us running from a hundred foot cow

                  G             D/F#       D
[All:] So tell us how, when you inflect us

                 E7/G#    E7         A
[Kermit:] Do you expect us to listen now? (We weren't born yesterday, you know)
[Chorus 2]
       D                       D/F#     G     G/B    D
[All:] Who do you think you're fooling? Yeah, right, sure!

  D                D/F#                E7/G#        A
I guess the sky is falling. Hey, we've heard it all before!

              G                     D/F#              Fdim            Em          A
[Kermit:] You pulled the wall right over our eyes too many times with all of your lies

       D                       D/F#  G        A      D
[All:] Who do you think you're fooling? Yeah, right, sure!
[Verse 2]
                                  D  D/A         A/C#        A
[Woman & Orange Man:] There was a time when we believed you

       G/B    G    D/F#
Now we have to disagree

                 G                 D/F#   D/A
You're making it up, but now we're smarter

   E7               A7
Go away now, let us be
[Chorus 3]
          Eb                      Eb/G
[Kermit:] Who do you think you're fooling?

       Ab           Eb
[All:] Yeah, right, sure!

           Eb               Eb/G
[Woman:] I guess the sky is falling

                     F7           Bb
[Rabbit:] Hey, we've heard it all before!

           Ab                    Eb/G              Gbdim           Fm          Bb7
[All:] You pulled the wall right over our eyes too many times with all of your lies

             Eb                      Eb/G   Ab
[Kermit:] So who do you think you're fooling? [Gonzo:] I'm not trying to fool anybody! I-

       Ab    Bb
[All:] Yeah, right!

          Eb                      Eb/G   Bb
[Kermit:] Who do you think you're fooling? [Gonzo:] But if you- If you only listen to me-

       Ab/Bb  Bb
[All:] Yeah, right!

          Eb                      Eb/G
[Kermit:] Who do you think you're fooling, anyhow?

        Bb
[Gonzo:] I am just trying to tell you that there is a wolf out there!

             Ab7    Eb
[All:] Yeah, right, sure!