Misc Soundtrack – Mean Girls - Meet The Plastics (Guitar)

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Artist: Original Broadway Cast Song: Meet The Plastics Album: Mean Girls Chords by: AER (revised and edited from Mati Tallica) Capo: None [Intro] G#m F# C# [Verse - Damian/Janis]
G#m   F#                   C#
Woah. Who is at that table there?

C#
Don’t look at them! Just don’t!

G#              B               C#
We call those three 'The Plastics'.

       G#       B           C#
They're shiny, fake, and hard.

G#                     B       C#
They play their little mind games

       G#            B    C#
All around the schoolyard.

A                       C      D
They might insult your clothing

     A                C  D
Or make fun of your name

A                 C        D
Like they mocked Jen Morecock

     Adim7          E7
'Til she burst into flame,

Bbm               Eb          Bbm
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher.
[Bridge - Janis]
Bbm
Regina George is the queen bee.

      Bbm
She's always dressed up.

        Eb                   B
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

                                   F
We’re just drones that work for her then die.
[Verse - Regina]
Bbm           Eb      Bbm   Eb
My name is Regina George,

Bbm          Eb      Bbm    Eb
And I am a massive deal.

Bbm      Ab         Eb     Gb
Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me,

Bbm   Ab   Gb
And these...these are real.

Bbm      Eb         Bbm    Eb
I've got money and looks.

Bbm         Eb         Bbm   Eb
I am, like, drunk with power.

Bbm        Ab     Eb       Gb
This whole school humps my leg

Bbm    Ab        Gb
Like a chihuahua.

         Gb                    F
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen.

   Gb                  F
I never weigh more than one-fifteen.

Bbm          Eb    Bbm  Eb
My name is Regina George,

Bbm         Eb       Bbm  Eb
And I am a massive deal.

Bbm      Ab   Eb      Gb
I don't care who you are.

Bbm        Ab       Gb    Bbm
I don't care how you feel.
[Bridge - Damian/Janis]
Bbm
That’s Gretchen Wieners.

                      Adim7
she knows everything about everybody.

                              F7
That’s why her hair is so big;
it’s full of secrets [Verse - Gretchen]
Cm
"Yes, Regina." "No, Regina." Every waking hour

Ab
I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power.

D         F#/A#         D        F#/A#
If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball

Bm
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol.

Db                 C+             C                Fm
I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master.

Db            G7               C              C7
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster.

   Bb                           G
Regina is the queen, but I'm the head of worker bees

        F
As I am seated at her right hand

F
like a Jewish Princess Jesus.
[Bridge - Damian/Janis] N.C. That is Karen Smith, the dumbest person you will ever meet. N.C. C I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.” [Verse - Karen]
F                 Bb6
My name is Karen. My hair is shiny.

F/A                   G            C
My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny.

Ab                  Db6
It barely covers my perky heinie.

Ab/C       Dbm6         Fm  Ab  Dbm6
My name is Karen. I may not be smart...
N.C. That's it. [Bridge - The Plastics]
E
Right, we never really do this, but

                       A
How'd you like to have lunch with us this week?

E
No need for you to thank us.

A7
There's no need to even speak.

F#m
You're new, and you don't know things.

C#7/G#
You need good friends who can tell you what to think.

Em
See you here same time tomorrow.

C
On Wednesdays we wear pink.

C#
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
[Concurrently] [Regina] [Gretchen] [Karen]
B
Here's where you belong.  | "Yes, Regina." "No, Regina." Every waking hour          | My name is Karen.

C#m7
Here's where you belong.  | I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power     | My hair is shiny.

E
Here's where you belong.  | If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball             | My teeth are perfect.

B                      B7
Here's where you belong.  | 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol | My skirt is tiny.
[Outro - The Plastics]
E               D#m7      G#m7
Wear something nice and grab a tray

E               D#m7       G#7
'Cause we don't do this everyday.

E   F#7
Say here's where you belong.

D#7           G#m7
Say, say, say here's where you belong!
NC No, really, say it.
     E           F#7   B     B7/A   B6/G  G7
Say here's where you belong!

     F#7                                   B
Come sit with us tomorrow. It'll be fetch!