Misc Soundtrack – Mean Girls - Apex Predator (Ukulele)

Dm                     F
Don’t be fooled by the pink

                   C
She is not playing dolls

                    Gm
She is stalking the halls

                      Dm
For the thrill of the kill

                F
Every person in school

                C
Is aware of her stare

                    Gm
When she tosses her hair

                  Dm
They go perfectly still

                    F
All their eyes say, “don’t attack me.”

C                    Gm
Watch them sweat and pant and shake

Dm               F
Every food chain has its acme

C      Gm
Regina George eats steak

Bb                           C
  She’s the queen of the beasts

                   Dm
She can smell your fear

              Dm
In this biosphere

               F       Bb
She’s the apex predator

           C
Like a lioness

               Dm
Only with less fur

                 Dm
Do not mess with her

               Dm
She’s the apex predator

Dm                F
  At the watering hole

                          C
See the girls who weren't nice

                     Gm
Have to scatter like mice

              Dm
From a jungle cat

                    F
And though Janis is great

                       C
She does not have this power

                 Gm
People literally cower

               Dm
Janis can’t do that

                F
See us mark our territory

C           Gm
As I follow in her train

Dm            F           C
I was victim, I was quarry

      Gm
Now I shake my mane

Bb                 C
She’s the queen of beasts

               Dm
And I’m in her pride

                 Dm
I have hitched a ride

              F     Bb
With the apex predator

               C
And it’s kinda fun

                   Dm
When she bares her claws

                Dm
When I'm safe because

              Dm  F
I'm with the apex predator

Dm              F            C           Bb
Did I think I'd be protected by my new exotic pet

Dm              F
Not a chance if she suspected

C                       Bb
I was any kind of reproductive threat

    Dm
But she doesn't know yet

    Dm
No, she doesn't know yet

D                  F
She's the queen of beasts

                C
At this beastly school

                  G
Gotta keep things cool

                    D
With the apex predator

             F
So I'm kinda friends

                   C
But you're kind of prey

              G
Jesus, what a day

                   Bb
With the apex predator

                    F
Will she braid your hair

                  C  
Will she eat your heart

            G
How can you outsmart

              Dm
The apex predator