Misc Soundtrack – Exit 57 - My Wife Left Me For A Guy Named Jesus (Guitar)

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C    G             Am
Hail Mary, full of grace

C        G                Am
Your boy kicked me in the face

C          G        Am
He made my wife run away

C         G                   Am
for a big promise on Judgment Day

C  G                Am
My wife called me a sinner

C               G             Am
I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner

C       G                  Am
Now I'm left with pain and loathing

C           G                 D
Caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing

G       D                       C
My wife left me for a guy named Jesus

G           D                   C
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

G                   D                       C
It hurts to say his dad's name when someone sneezes

G       D                       C
My wife left me for a guy named Jesus

C                          G                                Am
Do you think you're such a big shot raising people from the dead?

C                 G                   Am
Or some slight of hand with a loaf of bread?

C                    G                         Am
You're a second-rate magician with everlasting life

C               G                        D
and your latest trick is my disappearing wife

G      D                      C
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus

G              D                   C
I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis

G                 D             C
And I can walk on water when it freezes

G      D                      C
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus

    G     D      Em        C
and Jesus better watch his back...