Misc Soundtrack – Beauty And The Beast - Gaston (Guitar)

Am                      B/A
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Bdim/A                   Am
Looking so down in the dumps

Am                      B/A
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Bdim/A                   Am
Even when taking your lumps

         C                  D/C
There's no man in town as admired as you

        Ddim/C               C
You're everyone's favorite guy

Am         Am/G      D/F#
Everyone's awed and inspired by you

         D7                   G7sus
And it's not very hard to see why

G7 G#dim/G  C
No one's slick as Gaston

         G7
No one's quick as Gaston

                              C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

            Am                      Dm7
For there's no man in town half as manly

Dm7      G7      C
Perfect, a pure paragon

Am                            F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

   Ab                                           G7
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

G7 G#dim/G  C
Who play cards like Gaston?

         G7
Who break hearts like Gaston?

                              C
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?

      Am                   D7
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Ab      G7          C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

G
I needed encouragement

G#dim/G
Thank you LeFou

A/G            Bb/G            G7
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you

G7 G#dim/G  C
No one fights like Gaston

         G7
Douses lights like Gaston

                              C
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

           Am                      Dm7
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver

Dm7      G7      C
And beasts of the field say a prayer

Am                            F
First I carefully aimed for the liver

   Ab                                           G7
And I shot from behind, is that fair? I don't care

G7 G#dim/G  C
No one hits like Gaston

         G7
Matches wits like Gaston

                              C
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

      Am                   D7
I'm especially good at expectorating

Ab      G7          C
Ten points for Gaston

E7sus          E7          Am/E
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs

      Dsus7       D7         G/D
Every morning to help me get large

  G7          Am              Am7/G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs

      D7                Gsus7
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

G7 G#dim/G  C
Who has brains like Gaston

         G7
Entertains like Gaston!

                              C
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston

           Am                      Dm7
I use antlers in all of my decorating

Ab      G7          C
My what a guy, that's Gaston!