Misc Soundtrack – Avenue Q - Schadenfreude (Guitar)

D                 A
Right now you are down and out

Bm                 G
and feeling really crappy

    D              A
And when I see how sad you are

   Bm                   B
It sort of makes me...  Happy!

E             A
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-

D             B
Nothing I can do!

          G      A
It's...   Schadenfreude!

G              A                 D
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

          D           A
Did you ever clap when a waitress falls

    Bm              G
and drops a tray of glasses?

    D                     A
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters

Bm               B
falling on their asses?

E                  A
Don't you feel all warm and cozy,

D                          B
Watching people out in the rain!

          G      A
That's... Schadenfreude!

G             A                D
People taking pleasure in your pain! 

Eb         Bb
Watching a vegetarian

      Cm                G#
being told she just ate chicken

   Eb                  Bb
Or watching a frat boy realize

     Cm              C
just what he put his dick in!

F           Bb
Being on an elevator 

Eb                             C
when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"  NO!!!

G#     Bb
Schadenfreude!

G#              Bb                     Eb
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

Eb
Straight-A students getting Bs?

Bb
Exes getting STDs!

Cm
Waking doormen from their naps!

G#
Watching tourists reading maps!

Eb
Football players getting tackled!

Bb
CEOs getting shackled!

Cm
Watching actors never reach

C
The ending of their Oscar speech!

G#      Bb
Schadenfreude!

A      B
Schadenfreude!

E      A      
Schadenfreude!

E      A
Schadenfreude!

E                           B
The world needs people like you and me

C#m                           A
Who've been knocked around by fate

E                              B
Cuz when ppl see us they don't wanna be us

    C#m                  C#
and that makes them feel great

F#            B
We provide a vital service

E       C#
to society

              A      B
you and me... Schadenfreude

A                 B
Making the world a better place

A                 B
Making the world a better place

A                 B
Making the world a better place

   E
to be

                          E
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!