Misc Soundtrack – Avenue Q - Everyones A Little Bit Racist (Guitar)

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If you want chords for the dialogue parts in this song, it's the chords of the verses, if I'm correct. Not all dialogue in verses are added. First tab. Enjoy. [Verse 1]
G                    Am
You're a little bit racist.

      D                   G
Well, you're a little bit too.

              A7                Bm
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

  Am                         D
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... but I guess it's true, between me and you,
I think
G                       Am          G
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes.

G                         Am              E          E7
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes.

Am
Look around and you will find

A7
No one's really color blind.

G            Bm7                 B7
Maybe it's a fact we all should face

Am7                        D
Everyone makes judgments

               G
Based on race.
(dialogue) [Chorus]
G                       Am        G
Everyone's a little bit racist today.

G                            Am     E        E7
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!

Am
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,

A7
But you laugh because they're based on truth.

G                  Bm7      B7
Don't take them as personal attacks.

Am7                    D
Everyone enjoys them -

     G
So relax!
(chords swell into the key of F) [Verse 2]
F                   Gm
You're a little bit racist.

      C                   F
Well, you're a little bit too.

      Bb               Gm
We're all a little bit racist.

  Gm                           C
I think that I would have to agree with you. We're glad you do. It's sad but true!

F                       Gm
Everyone's a little bit racist -

    F
All right, all right, all right, all right!

F                        Gm7       D       D7
Bigotry has never been exclusively white

Gm
If we all could just admit

        G7
That we are racist a little bit,

F              Am7                A7
Even though we all know that it's wrong,

Gm                      C
Maybe it would help us

      F
Get along.
(music swells to the key of A)
A                       Bm7
Everyone's a little bit racist.

    A
I'm not!

                  Bm
How many Oriental wives

         A
Have you got?

Bm
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been?

    B7
The term is Asian-American!

A              C#m7
I know you are no

             C#7
Intending to be

     Bm                    E
But calling me Oriental -

             A
Offensive to me!

    C#m
The Jews have all the money

        Bm
And the whites have all the power.

        E
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Bb                      Cm           Bb
Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true!

Bb                         Cm        Dm       D7
But everyone is just about racist as you!

Cm                               Bbm
If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit
[tempo changes into a faster pace]
Bb                   Dm       Gm
And everyone stopped being so PC

Cm
Maybe we could live in --

Bb        Cm
Harmony

                                  Bb      
Everyone's a little bit racist!