Misc Soundtrack – A Gentlemans Guide To Love And Murder - Stop Wait What (Guitar)

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[DETECTIVE, spoken] N.C. So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, but I am under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder! [MONTY]
Gm
Murder?

             Dmaj7
Stop! Wait! What?!

         Gm
Well, I didn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith

                      G7/B      Cm
Though that certainly was my intent

        Am7        D7
Rather hard to digest

                   Gm
That I could be arrested

     A7                     D7
For something that I only meant

        Eb          F7          Bb
And it couldn't be poor cousin Asquith

        Cm         A7/C#       D
For he graciously died on his own

          Gm          Em7
Was that hole in the ice

       Am7        D7/F#
Just a bit too precise?

        Gm/D        D7           Gm
Was my presence at Chizzlemere known?
N.C. (spoken) Murder, did you say? [DETECTIVE, spoken] N.C. I'm afraid so, your lordship Gm [MONTY]
             Dmaj7
Stop! Wait! When?!

           Gm
I should doubt I was seen in the harbor

               G7/B      Cm
Lady Hyacinth fell in so fast

       Am7       D7
As for Salome's end

               Gm
All suspicion would send

         A                          D
Them at once to that backstabbing cast!

         Eb          F7        Bb
Did the bee-stings reveal my deception?

       Cm           A7/C#        D
Was I seen at the weightlifting hall?

     Gm         Em7          Am7     D7/F#
How rude to intrude on this lovely reception

    Gm/D      D7         Gm
For I am the Earl after all

     Bb        F7         Bb
Yes, I am the Earl after all!

             Bb        C            D
Though it's come, I concede, at a cost

      C#7
But where was my blunder

    Cm7
My weakness, I wonder

    C#dim     Ebdim       G7
Is all of it now to be lost?

   Cm/G       A7/C#     D7
Is all of it now to be lost?
N.C. (spoken) Murdering...whom? [DETECTIVE, spoken] N.C. Lord Adalbert D'Ysquith, Eighth Earl of Highhurst! [MONTY]
Gm          Dmaj7
Stop! Wait! Who?!

         Gm
For the murder of Adalbert D'Ysquith

                  G7/B           C
Were there ever a farce, this is it

     Am7        D7
I am almost amused

                         Gm
I should stand here accused

       A               D
Of a murder I didn't commit
N.C. (spoken) But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack? [DETECTIVE, spoken] N.C. No, your lordship, it was foul play [MONTY]
    Eb               F7          Bb
Of course, I should like to inquire

          Cm      A7/C#        D
By what method he happened to die

     Gm          Em7
But more to the point

      Am7          D7/F#
What events now conspire

    Gm/D         D7          G7
To lead them to think it was I?!

           Gm            Em7
I've dispatched half a dozen

Am7         Dm7/F#
Each one a cousin

Gm            D7/A       G7
All of them quite by design

       Am7      D7
It is not a defense

     Gm    D7/F# Em7
It just makes no sense!

     Am7         D         Gm
This murder was not one of mine!