Misc Soundtrack – 35 Mm - Caralee (Guitar)

B
Caralee

     B
Is a terror

    B
But Caralee

         B7
Pays the bills

E
Life as her manny

        C#m
Beats a life on my fanny

       B7
Still, Caralee

         B
Ugh! She kills

B
Caralee has toy scissors

            B
With which Caralee makes small cuts

         E
Now, you don't try to take them

       C#m
Try to borrow or break them

    B7
And Caralee

           B
Stabs your nuts

C#m7         G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

             F#
Threw up and pooed on my MacBook

F#
Woah-oh-oh-oh

B
Caralee knows the F-word

         B
In fact, Caralee wrote a song

     E
It's actually hilarious

       C#m
In inappropriate areas

     B7
Like Caralee's

         B
Would be wrong

C#m7           G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

             F#           B
I think that she might be Satan

Woah-oh-oh-oh

C#m7         G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

           F#          B
I swear to God, she is Satan

Woah-oh-oh-oh

B
Caralee likes spaghetti

     B
And Caralee only likes spaghetti

E
Spaghetti to eat with

    E
And spaghetti to throw with

       C#m
To get mush between feet with

          C#m
To shout "homo" and "no" with

    C#m
Oh, Caralee

     F#
Caralee-!

    C7
-Is yours for thirty minutes

             C7
Here's fifty dollars. I'll be right back

        Dm7
Mister, Caralee's persuasive, she could help you sell your crack

          Am
Or if you simply need to barter, she's a very easy sale

                  Cm
But please don't throw her in the trash or try to send her in the mail

               Dm
Because she'll just come back to haunt you with her scissors and her smile

              Fm
And it's been awfully nice to meet you, thanks, and so long for a while

Am
Now I'm free

        Fm
Now I'm free

        C
Of Caralee!